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Old 19.10.2007, 04:40 PM
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There is but one God. I don't know who the fucker is. But when I meet him, or her, he she is due one fucking big smack on the nose.
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Old 19.10.2007, 04:58 PM
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There is but one God. I don't know who the fucker is. But when I meet him, or her, he she is due one fucking big smack on the nose.
Smack him/her for me too. If there is only one god then someone has pretty extreme monopoly and dictatorship on god business. God should be elected democratically. I would love to have Donald Duck or p***y as a god.

Hey! Now I know! If there is only one god, that explains why world is so crazy! After all it's god's responsibility to take care of people. He might had time when there were like few thousand of people who were still shocked that they had fallen from the trees. Now there are billions of people around - All shooting each other and plot devilish plans to gather more profits on expense of others. Try to take care of that lot!

God probably already got burnout and depressend and killed him-/herself ages ago. Gosh! Nietzche was right! God is dead! Hah! I knew it! So we are like sitting in a bus and the driver is dead. WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE! Actually I knew that too!

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God is just busy creating universes.
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Old 19.10.2007, 05:54 PM
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God is just busy creating universes.
Maybe god's parents gave god a new toy and the old one was put aside.

Theory 2: Universe is an Action-Man action figure that's on a bottom of a toy box. That explains the global madness. So Nietzche should have said "God is an arrogant infant". When Kharms wanted to obliterate infants, did he knew the toy universe secret and actually meant to kill god? How can god be killed?

I think I'll start a creationistic cult that claims that the universe was created by Esa Pakarinen.
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Uh-oh. I almost forgot this link I found yesterday. Suits well for the original subject: Michael Savage on muslims.

Now that is a prototype of fundamentalist nutcase!

"I think these people need to be forcibly converted to Christianity - It's the only thing that can probably turn them into human beings" - Michael Savage

Whee! I love fanatics!
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Everything's ok mate. God is busy expanding the universe. God's not worried about us.
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Old 19.10.2007, 07:21 PM
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Which brings us back to:

http://www.b3tards.com/u/1cdf6d7c024...son-chart2.jpg
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