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Old 19.10.2007, 05:05 PM
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God is just busy creating universes.
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Old 19.10.2007, 05:54 PM
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God is just busy creating universes.
Maybe god's parents gave god a new toy and the old one was put aside.

Theory 2: Universe is an Action-Man action figure that's on a bottom of a toy box. That explains the global madness. So Nietzche should have said "God is an arrogant infant". When Kharms wanted to obliterate infants, did he knew the toy universe secret and actually meant to kill god? How can god be killed?

I think I'll start a creationistic cult that claims that the universe was created by Esa Pakarinen.
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Old 19.10.2007, 06:00 PM
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Uh-oh. I almost forgot this link I found yesterday. Suits well for the original subject: Michael Savage on muslims.

Now that is a prototype of fundamentalist nutcase!

"I think these people need to be forcibly converted to Christianity - It's the only thing that can probably turn them into human beings" - Michael Savage

Whee! I love fanatics!
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Everything's ok mate. God is busy expanding the universe. God's not worried about us.
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Old 19.10.2007, 07:21 PM
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Which brings us back to:

http://www.b3tards.com/u/1cdf6d7c024...son-chart2.jpg
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Man's nature is violent although it would be fun if mankind would plummet down to the core of extreme spontaneuous natural violence where violence serves a function.

Don't like your newborn baby? No more abortions for a relief of fundamentalists - It's chow time! No cooking required. Your parents are getting sick and old? The freezer was getting empty anyways. Your co-worker's girlfriend is hot? Kill the bastard man and spread your seeds!

When the Christian conservative buttholes, Muslim fundamentalist poopheads and the rest of the secondary people on Earth finally make a big war I'll move to space... the final frontier. I haven't thought up yet what I'm going to do there, but I'm certain it's something cool.
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That's all very well Juho, but we have the right and freedom to say MUHAMMED IS A FUCKING DICKHEAD. Can we say that in Iran?
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