Future of the world. Pt 1

[Old Vantaa Man]

Manchester City, the only true love of my life, have fucking SACKED the best manager we have fucking had ever. Or at least since the 60's.

So we're all fucked basically. But on the other hand, maybe it's a good move.

Hey lads. I just got paid €1000 to do this:






which I'll post in just a bit..

[AlexHall74]

I nominate you to be their replacement manager. Are you up for it?

[Old Vantaa Man]

Laugh all you fucking like. It paid good coin:

http://www.4shared.com/file/45831786...en_Sailor.html

And, yes, it's me doing the fekkin lot.

[Timo]

Originally Posted by Old Vantaa Man

Laugh all you fucking like. It paid good coin:

http://www.4shared.com/file/45831786...en_Sailor.html

And, yes, it's me doing the fekkin lot.

Really?

If that's true: 1) it's seriously good, and 2) you have a cool voice!

If it's not then... bah!

[AlexHall74]

Nice one! So did you huff on PC "office duster" to get your voice so deep, or just chortle down some scotch before the session?

You should open up an Irish pub, or at least perform at one and get some Celtic poontang while you're in that groove.



-Alex

[Old Vantaa Man]

Oh! Cheers lads! I thought you'd piss yerselves!

If anyone fancies doing a dancefloor remix, let me know. It's 120bpm..

[IamEvil]

Originally Posted by Old Vantaa Man

Oh! Cheers lads! I thought you'd piss yerselves!

If anyone fancies doing a dancefloor remix, let me know. It's 120bpm..

a loving god will not let this happen

[Juho L]

Originally Posted by IamEvil

a loving god will not let this happen

But because there are plenty of gods some other not-so-loving god will make it happen. You'll see...

[AlexHall74]

Originally Posted by Juho L

But because there are plenty of gods some other not-so-loving god will make it happen. You'll see...

Look out Justin Timberlake remixes, OVM is back with a new single! God help us all. Someone lock up the liquor and the virgins, quickly!


IamEvil, surely it is the same evil, non-loving God as the one who created the music of Menudo and Barry Manilow? This is of the same darkness!


Juho, maybe we don't need to wait for divine intervention, maybe we just need to fire up a few sample CDs...

[Juho L]

All we need now is OVM playing electric guitar and Alex's wife doing the ora- Err, the vocal parts. Some drum and percussion recordings and bass guitar and we are ready to go:

1. Delete everything except the oral video and vocal tracks.
2. Add so much supersaw strings that you'll have to do fifty bounces to get the project run smoothly.
3. Add simple drums with thumping kick.
4. Autotune everything except the thumps.
5. Delete the project and go watch the oral video and drink beer.

Anyone with me?