Piss Up Thread!!!

[Hollowcell]

Sound mangling is my kids speciality! The oldest one pushed in my of the cones on my left monitor the other day - he doesn't need synths to mangle sound, he just mods hardware!! Little fucker...

[AlexHall74]

Timo, you're right, using the soundcards ins/outs as send/returns would simplify things a bit, eh? Maybe I'll give going mixerless a try. I can always just grab 4 inputs of my soundcard and use them for the 2 stereo busses of the Yammy.

HC, my eldest daughter pushed in the tweeter dome of my nearfield when she was 2! It really pissed me off, but luckily my neighbor had this mini handheld vaccumm that had low suction power (God knows why) and it pulled the dome back out safe and sound. A sound guy I know here in town said that even if it stayed "stuck in" that it didn't affect the sound of the speaker, so fuck it.

Cheers!

-Alex

[Hollowcell]

It was the dome actually, and I did manage to get the dome back out - he did get screamed at before I fixed the thing though. Poor little guy followed me around the house saying "sorry Dad" every 30 seconds or so.

[AlexHall74]

Originally Posted by Hollowcell

It was the dome actually, and I did manage to get the dome back out - he did get screamed at before I fixed the thing though. Poor little guy followed me around the house saying "sorry Dad" every 30 seconds or so.

As it should be. Don't mess with Daddy's toys, PERIOD. My Dad taught me that lesson early and it was a bit more than a yelling that accomplished it. A child needs to learn guilt and consequence to some degree, or else he/she will be a demanding sociopath, like OVM.

[Juho L]

So, Mr. HC, you have managed to reproduce again. How many kids you have now? Eleven?

Because of May Day, I'm drinking beer. A good excuse to enjoy beer! Drink beer, delicious. Yesterday I was at the park drinking some beer and hanging around with my friends. We had organised a May Day event and the greatest highlight was the gig of Nieminen & Litmanen, a superb drums-Hammond duo.

P.s. Alex, the bearded pirates were Blackbeard and Redbeard, but both had black beards.

[Hollowcell]

I have two that I know of Juho. It seems that even if I beat off and some lands on the floor, it has enough strength to slime it's way into a vagina somewhere! It's powerful stuff!

Maybe it's time for me to get the snip like Alex.

[AlexHall74]

Juho, thanks for the clarification on the pirates questions. I just looked at my answer and I don't know if I was drunk or if I got bad info from the WWW. I'll blame it on the WWW.



HC, I'm with you Bro, if I jerked off in a swimming pool every bitch at either end would be carrying at least one bun in the oven. My luck they'd all sue me for child support and I never would have even gotten a kiss.

Isn't that kind of odd? If a fellow screwed a chick while wearing a condom, blew his load in the condom, got a call from his boss, boss says he must come to work NOW, man goes promptly to work, woman takes condom out of garbage can and smears it in her trap because she's menstruating and wants to get pregnant:

RESULT = Guy pays child support for 18 YEARS

If he blew his load and the condom broke, then so be it, no big deal, he threw the dice. But, if she were a dirty little hooker and played the trick above then foul on that.

The worst would be if a lesbian got it on with some guy and smeared the condom in her girlfriend's gear and then she gets pregnant and the guy pays for diapers and college and the girls stay home and eat Bon Bons. He never got to see THEM kiss! What a freaking disaster!!!

Basically I guess my point is that be careful if you blow your load ANYWHERE when you know you are as fertile as HC and me.



Back to finishing my shelf so I can post more pics and drink more wine.

[Old Vantaa Man]

Fertile as you? IN YOUR DREAMS, HALL. You got your bollox chopped a coupla years ago. As did I.

Here's Tom Waits on the matter:

Actually, the question I get asked the most is... and somebody today, just... I mean, out of the clear blue sky, somebody came up to me and said 'Tom, is it possible for a girl to get pregnant without intercourse?' I get that all the time. I mean, I get asked that all the time! Anyway... I said, for the answer to this we're gonna have to go all the way back to the civil war. Apparently a stray bullet... This is the truth! A stray bullet actually pierced the testicle of a Union soldier, and then it went on to lodge itself in the ovaries of an eighteen year old girl who was standing two hundred, maybe three hundred feet from him at the time. They'd never even met! How's that for luck! Anyway, you know, she was very happy of course, cause there was something kind of immaculate about the conception, and she did a lot of interviews and that type of thing, and people flew in, and she was on the cover of a lot of magazines at the time. The baby was healthy. Of course, the soldier was pissed off, wouldn't you be? It's actually a FORM of intercourse, but I don't think it's for everybody. Unless you like action. I like action! This is a little song about eh... I got it right out of the encyclopedia..."

Other Tom stuff:

http://www.esenov.com/1w.htm

[AlexHall74]

Matt,

I guarantee you that my legion of sperm soldiers is busily trying to repair my Vas Deferens as I speak. Looks like I'll have to get a microscope, a scalpel, and a bottle of rum to prove it.

[Hollowcell]

They tested this on Mythbusters, and it was proved impossible to take sperm with a bullet and transfer the little wrigglers to a fertile woman. She was a slut and she should have just admitted it.