Polygamist Gets 5 years to Life...

[Old Vantaa Man]

I like Mormons. They're nice. I always invite them in if I've got time. It's so seldom that TWO nice young men knock on my door at the same time and want to come in.

[AlexHall74]

And then do you allow them to read to you from the good book???

I once chased off Jehovah's witnesses from my door step whilst in college as an undergraduate. They knocked on my door asking if I knew of any Spanish people that they could read to. I asked why. They said to read them Jehovah's book. I asked them why I was not good enough to read Jehovah's book and called them racist and told them to piss off.

[Hollowcell]

Invite them in, offer them a slice of dope-cake - the true Ausi welcome.

I think having more than one wife would be hell honestly. They would always gang up.

[AlexHall74]

No shit, HC! It's hard enough arguing with one. God knows the bloodshed that would occur when the bigot was tag teamed...

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[Juho L]

So this means that Abdul Alhazred has had to been a sheik with hundred wifes. That's before he became the Mad Arab.

[Old Vantaa Man]

ALWAYS invite Mormons and Jehova's in for a cup of tea. Then stare at them.

[Juho L]

Originally Posted by Old Vantaa Man

ALWAYS invite Mormons and Jehova's in for a cup of tea. Then stare at them.

I'd want the loonies to visit me, but no.