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nvisibl · #1 12.04.2007, 04:37 PM

Something generally positive

Old Vantaa Man · #2 12.04.2007, 05:28 PM

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George W. Bush chokes on a salt pretsel and this time he dies...

LOL! xlr8ter's gonna call us all cunts for that.

<You heard it here first>

Old Vantaa Man · #3 12.04.2007, 05:35 PM

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Benedetto XVI dances Lambada with Zeta Jones.

Lorenzo. Me and Alex are coming to stay with you and cook linguine for the whole village and do the virgin thing.

jasedee · #4 13.04.2007, 01:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Old Vantaa Man

Lorenzo. Me and Alex are coming to stay with you and cook linguine for the whole village and do the virgin thing.

Count me in too!

I love a good pasta

mr.e · #5 13.04.2007, 01:08 AM

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad will will deny the holocaust for the billionth time and also claim iran is not affraid to use their nukes

XLR8A · #6 13.04.2007, 04:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Old Vantaa Man

LOL! xlr8ter's gonna call us all cunts for that.

<You heard it here first>

LOL at my own personal stalker trying his new trolling tactics on me in an obvious attempt to squeeze at least a little piece of a negative reply out of my keyboard. Well it's not that easy young man, isn't it? Yeah that's right, it wasn't. Don't lose your faith, maybe one day you'll succeed.

Old Vantaa Man · #7 13.04.2007, 10:12 AM

Jase, would that be a great topic for your movie company, or what? 3 blokes who've never met go to an Italian village to cook linguine and have sex with teenage girls?

Old Vantaa Man · #8 13.04.2007, 10:16 AM

OK xlr8ta. I'll keep trying. Thanks for the feedback.

logo80 · #9 13.04.2007, 10:39 AM

Old Vantaa Man and Jasedee you'll be welcome but bring with you some virgins... there is a little lack of them here in these days...

XLR8A · #10 13.04.2007, 10:53 AM

@ my fan club:

If this contest was Royal Rumble, I would probably be Ted Dibiase, the Million Dollar Man, repeatedly battering your prone bodies with blows whilst your managers, wives and children are captured on camera crying for mercy in the audience. Old Vantaa Man, you can still tap out, as you have been forced to do every previous time you've attempted to wrassle with Macho Man XLR8A, but I am pumped up with internet steroids and ready to keep the crowd roaring my name. Even Vince McMahon couldn't save you now, call for the Undertaker if you wish. He will not hear your pathetic, bleating cries. WOOOOOOOOH YEAH!

His attempts to make me mad having been swatted away like so many pesky flies, Old Vantaa Man tried to rally by calling a tag team, but he could only manage the online equivalent of those wrestlers that get beat down before everybody has even taken their seats. Nobody with any sense wants to tag a guy with no hair on his balls, and Mean Gene Okerlund is holding his head in his hands, informing the horrified audience that any more replies from Vantaa Man Short Salami will merely summon the equivalent of a big splash sadistically delivered to the stretcher, as you are pulled out in ruins. Perhaps I will find time to smite you with an aluminium dustbin, maybe drop a ton of bricks on your e-ambulance, or menace you with a venomous snake.

I stand alone in the ring, mullet dripping with sweat, the belt is mine once again. The thread is bookmarked; the champage is on ice.

What you gonna do when xlr8amania runs wild on you?