What's your worst physical injury

[iand]

A few years back I was drunk as hell, wanted a sandwich, so hopped on my bike. it was a downhill bike, worthless pos, unless your flying down a 15% grade. Anyway, 2am in the morning dark as all hell, I'm whizzing down a small hill, I'm going at least 20 mph before I hit the hill, took a corner too sharp hit the gravel, bam, straight to the moon! When I hit, not a bit of my body touched the ground just my face. the whole right side of my face was scraped off, I looked like that Batman character Two-face, walked my bike and bloodly ass face 2 miles home. Sat in front of the mirror for an hour with a bottle of Vodka(disinfectant) and a stiff toothbrush and cleaned all the gravel out of my face. Should of worn a helmet. Now all I have is a 3cm scar under my noise, I account that to dam fine Russian Vodka. worse part? No sandwich

[Old Vantaa Man]

Haha! Ooo fuck! Nice going Ian!

[iand]

yep, good thing I've gotten into synths & the like. had to calm that adolescence dumb-ass streak I'm still trying to over-come. I'm getting to F'ing old.

[jasedee]

Never broken a bone, never sprained an ankle, never been stung by a bee...

Some may say Im cautious, other say just a pussy

[3o3]

Erhm.. Where to start?

(No order whatsoever)

1. Broke my collar bone while racing my friend. As I was winning he tripped me from behind and I fell into a dumpster and it at first didn't really hurt that much but it was more of an chock of hearing the bone break and realizing that I couldn't lift my arm up into the air and after 10 seconds the pain come.

2. While at daycare centre, I was trying to perform an stunt ala "some action movie I've seen the day before", anyways I didn't get out in time and smashed back of my head against an electrical outlet.. It didn't hurt at all! Anyways all that happened was that my sight was kinda blurry so I went to the first personel of the daycare centre.. but as she fainted when she saw me, I got kinda scared and thought that some monster was chasing me and as the second personel just looked at me and screamed my fullon panic was an fact. So I turned around to run back to the room and hide when I saw this trail of blood and I got even an worse panicattack and when I put my hand on the back of my head I could acctually feel my own skull. Then I heard someone screaming in panic and after 30 seconds I realized that it was acctually me, that stood and screamed like an crazy person. It took 2 hours to stitch me up!

3. I was tripped by an friend in school and landed on my frontteeth directly on marblefloor. That hurt like hell and even worse when the bloody dentist decided that "You're an big boy and don't need any painkiller whatsoever while he bloody drilled my "nerve" (I have no idea what the english word is..). I still have two "dracula"-teeth because of that accident.

4. When I got into an fight and got my hand thrue and window causing major damage to nerves and muscles (and I still suffer from it)

5. When I freaked out and smashed my _other_ hand into an concretewall and breaking it like an twig.

6. When I freaked out once more and smashed the already broken hand into the wall again causing even more damage.

That is just a few accidents I can remember right now, want more stories?!

"If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough"

[Timo]

Blimey, some pretty grisly stories there.

Worst I've suffered is attempting to jump over a row of leylandi (those fucking awful evergreen conifer type things) as a short cut, thought I'd cleared them but my foot got caught and my head bore the full brunt and weight of my body as I hit the pavement the other side.

Was a beautiful wound, skin scraped right off from the top of my head right down the forehead to the bottom of the nose, and full of lovely grit. Literally saw stars, and the ringing in my ears was loud as fuck. Guess it was karma, as I was actually pegging it after knock-a-door-running some guy's house (I was only about 13. beh). No physical scars left, but I still have the tinnitus. Would trade that for a physical scar any day.

Got a shit load of scars from various operations, but that's maybe for another time...

[Old Vantaa Man]

Sebastian. One day, and it is coming, I am going to come to Stockholm for an almighty session with you my mate.
Or if you wanna come here.. Let's go and bust that fucking Juho's apartment.

[ledge]

I had an in-growing toenail once.

[Gopal]

I once rolled a car off a cliff.

Got a slight graze on my right elbow...

[mr.e]

broke the same arm twice
cuncussion -smacked my head hard on the curb skateboarding
I had the gears of the bike go into my leg had stitches for that
huge stone hit my forehead also got stitches for that