The next ORIGINAL UAVF Moderator?

[AlexHall74]

Drammy,

Smearing mustard on one's ass is a well known panacea; I'm so sorry that it didn't cure your source code dilemma.

Although I don't know the answer to your question off the top of my head I will research it and get back with you.
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Ledge,

It appears that your motto might be "carry a big stick and use it whenever the hell you feel like it." Good for you. I pledge to ban all sissy-pants trolls and forum interlopers that disturb the peace of the UAV unnecessarily. Such a violation will only be forgiven if the banned user writes a formal, written apology to the community and sends it back to a moderator. Such apologies can be posted in an "Apologies for Forum Misconduct Sticky Note."
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Steve,

If at the end of this election you are on the fence as to who to cast your vote for, I hope that it will be in favor of your poop-photographing comrade...
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Matsa,

Have you tried Boar's Head mustard? Boar's Head mustard makes the rectum tingle like nothing else, except for maybe gasoline. Give it a go, old boy! It's the best!
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Shameless Self Promotion Follows...

[matsa]

I've seen that picture before. It's the Colman's Girl.

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Alex. Timo's creeping up there buddy. He's like Margaret Thatcher becoming leader of the Conservatives in 1978, coming from nowhere to steal it.

[3o3]

ledge: You're zero tolerance against basically everything doesn't seem to be attracting voters!

Why is there such much talk about mustard and arses?

Alex: Great picture.. We demand to see them real boobies uncovered if you get moderatorstatus!

matsa: Coleman's mustard.. Yummy!

[AlexHall74]

Originally Posted by matsa

I've seen that picture before. It's the Colman's Girl.

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That two-timing tramp! She told me that my campaign was her ONLY public obligation! That's it! She's gonna' be banned if I win! But, I'll show her boobs anyway just for spite, even if I don't.

Originally Posted by matsa

Alex. Timo's creeping up there buddy. He's like Margaret Thatcher becoming leader of the Conservatives in 1978, coming from nowhere to steal it.

Matsa, quick! How do I transmogrify myself into Winston Churchill? It could be my only hope!

[Drammy]

Yeah! - where are the nips?

[Timo]

Originally Posted by AlexHall74

Friends, we must ask ourselves, was this faecal discharge birthed from the anus of a human, or a diplodocus? Furthermore, might this give an insight as to what this man is full of?

I may be small and furry, but I have comparitively big feet, and I will stand firm in the war against www.virusti.com !

I'm also very friendly and welcoming to everyone, including trolls:-

http://www.infekted.org/viewtopic.php?p=53324#53324

Ok, from the top...

Originally Posted by logo80

eh eh eh I'm quite new to the forum and I have to say that all the candidate seems to me perfect for the role, but since I know a little bit more Timo (as a korgforums member), my vote goes to him.
Regards, Lorenzo
P.s. he didn't corrupt me

I'll try harder next time!

What is your point of view on.. apes?

Apes? Schmapes. We're all urban monkeys. I see no difference!

if a sausage has a passed expire date, is it still edible?

No, instead it should be laced with anthrax and intubated via any various orifice of a troll.

What is your stand on illegal users on this board?

You shouldn't talk about Virusti.com users in this way. However, I quite like them... Lightly sauteed, medium rare.

If I said anything to offend anyone, please believe me.

This was a party political broadcast by The Timo 4 Mod? association.

~ Timo teh ninja ew0k
"Infekted.org" domain benefactor.

(I'm gonna be a man and actually vote for someone not me, Alex! Think he's the man for the job in this case. I'm just not corrupted enough (Yet! ). Am very flattered for the votes, though! All very worthy candidates. I love this place! *sniffle, sniffle*)

[matsa]

That turd is freaking me out.

[3o3]

Ok., here's another one..

Working hard or hardly working?!

[matsa]

Oh for fuck's sakes. When is election day?

This caarn't continue indefinitely. I have to budget my bribes. Let's say SUNDAY is it.

We can't wait for the prolls from the other bloody topics forever. All they're concerned about is "Why doesn't my Virus go shopping" and blahh.

SUNDAY IS IT.

[Hollowcell]

When is election day?

I think it's set for two weeks.

Who is in the lead anyway? I can't tell without voting.