Any classic desktop user's think this is bullshit????

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Ah. Hatred is strong in Teengirllust..! He'll be drawn to the dark side of vengence, seeking virus-synthesizer to slaughter during the fullmoon.. Soon his transformation from human into a DSP-card will be complete!

Although. I really can't see what the problem is.. You bought an virus-synthesizer that works just fine and you want even more? Why didn't you go for an used C instead if you wanted ? You'd probably would gotten it alot cheaper from ebay than a brandnew classic.

EDIT:

Yes, soon Access will announce the "Homophobic Pedophile" upgrade for their Classic modules....

I really love their new "Michael Jackson Filter" - It's marketed as; Touching the young boys genitals while you are on stage tweaking your knob live.. Great move by Access and from rumours i've heard it will be available as an upgrade for the 'classic' soon.