VIRUS TI SHIPPING WORLDWIDE !!!!!!!!!

[ten]

....sometime soon apparently


lol, someone had to do it sooner or later

ten

[Hollowcell]

You should have kept it alive for longer. We have to keep the hoax spirit of this board alive.

Lets start again....

Oh yes, I heard that from an un-named access employee too. Most shops will have them Monday morning. As a bonus they will be giving away free T-shirts with them as well.

[ten]

Best thing would be to go all the way and paste fake direct communications from empolyees etc

ten

[mcoyote]

Originally Posted by ten

Best thing would be to go all the way and paste fake direct communications from empolyees etc

ten

Well, ok. "I just got this email from somebody at Access, honest."

(...Forgive the awful babelfish german translation, please...)

He Mike whassup?

Yeah we've, das alle besch?ftigt gewesen wird neuen Virus TI-Ma?einheiten bereit hier, erhalten zu gehen. WirWAREN im Begriff, sie im Januar mit einer kompletten manuellen, Arbeits-Software, einem etc. gerade zu versenden, aber, als wir h?rten, da? Sie und Ihre Freunde am nicht offiziellen Zugang Virus-Forum so besorgt waren, sie zu erhalten, entschieden wir, Ihnen den Misten zu schicken, den wir hatten.

Jeder sollte eine Gr??engleich-TI-Tastatur durch Christmas haben, egal was sie orderd und wir zwei zu jeder versenden k?nnen gerade falls die erste eine doesn't Arbeit. We're auch, das der Streifenverein Ihrer Wahl aus Geschenkbescheinigungen -- solange it's in Deutschland gibt. Mit dem im Verstand, kommt jeder auch freies, erstklassiges airfare nach Deutschland und ein freies Tuch.

Hoffnung genie?en Sie alles. Das Software-Update sollte 2006, als we're heraus einmal sein, das ganz geht, unsere Aktienoptionen innen zu kassieren und auf Ferien f?r eine Weile zu gehen. OH- und Sie sind alles Access' Weibchen (gerade so Sie wissen).

Herzlichst,
Die Zugang Virus TI Mannschaft

Um, loosely translated (from):

Hey, Mike, whassup?

Yeah, we've been busy here getting all of the new Virus TI units ready to go. We were going to just ship them in January with a complete manual, working software, etc., but when we heard that you and your friends at the Unofficial Access Virus Forum were so anxious to get them, we decided to send you the crap we had.

Everyone should have a full-sized TI keyboard by Christmas, no matter what they orderd, and we may ship two to everyone just in case the first one doesn't work. We're also giving out gift certificates to the strip club of your choice -- as long as it's in Germany. With that in mind, everyone also gets free, first-class airfare to Germany and a free towel.

Hope you enjoy everything. The software update should be out sometime in 2006, as we're all going to cash in our stock options and go on vacations for a while. Oh, and you are all Access' bitches (just so you know).

Sincerely,
The Access Virus TI Team

Hope this clears everything up.

[F5D]

wtf? 8O

[Juho L]

Originally Posted by mcoyote

Hope this clears everything up.

Yup. Always can rely on Access. Seems like the hospitality haven't changed since my kB days... What do you mean you didn't get a strip club tour when bought your kB or kC? Oh, well...

[Hollowcell]

Originally Posted by mcoyote

Hope this clears everything up.

Hehehehe. Absolute classic!

I specially liked

"but when we heard that you and your friends at the Unofficial Access Virus Forum were so anxious to get them, we decided to send you the crap we had. "

[inasense]

That was really funny. Think they will throw in some spending money?