Dear Brothers and Sisters of the UAV,
It would be my great honor to serve this virtual community of blasphemers as a moderator. Photos of my own misconduct? Do I hear calls to unearth my PAST dirt? Let me assure you that there is no need to dig far. I am a true believer in being an open book. So, please take a moment to enjoy the following images from my post participation on this great forum:
Let's not forget who "dropped the bomb" in the poo thread last year - yours truly.
Who cares so much about truth that he immediately pointed out the homo-curious tendencies of the Australian rugby team? - me again:
What type of IQ should have a moderator of the UAV posess?
I spend much of each weekend selflessly answering posts on this forum because I know that waiting for a response is like digging out one's wisdom teeth with a spoon:
Does anyone here appreciate the social value of a "big huge" like I do?
If so, I'm your top pick for mod!
The people need a strong moderator, one who won't take any shite from a disrespectful spammer or a wanna-be troll from the TI forum. This forum needs for its next moderator to be a:
And please don't believe Mr. Matsa, I do not blow donkeys, I just woke up one day and found this little fella' in my can:
What will I spend the people's money on?
TICKETS TO AMSTERDAM BABY, YEEEAHHH!!!!
Do I promise to uphold the virtues of a civilized web-diplomat while moderating this board?
NO WAY IN HELL!!!
What will happen if you don't vote for me?
I will hunt you down baby, I will lock onto to your IP address, and it's OVER!!!
So have a heart, do the right thing, vote for me, and remember, don't get mired in my past dirt...look forward to my future dirt!!!!
Regards,