Ask Santa

[Guzzy]

http://xmas.glueserv.com/
...funny!

[AlexHall74]

I typed in two items: (1) "Korg Electribe EMX" (been wanting a new hardware groove machine/beat box) and (2) "World Peace" both with interesting effect.

Santa pulled out a PCI network card from his sack when I asked for the Electribe (Not very clever in my book), and pulled a painting of the planet Earth atop a fountain with a nice little town to either edge (kind of accurate, "World Piece of Art").

But the disclaimer says that it uses the "Yahoo Image Search" engine and that Glueserv can't be liable for content, etc, ad nauseum.

I didn't type in anything naughty. Maybe one of you could do so to see what happens.

FDISK just finished on my new desktop DAW. It's time to install XP from the ground up...

[Old Vantaa Man]

I typed in World Piece and got a Gillette razor.
Then I typed in Fuck Off Santa and got a desert island.
And you thought the Groucho v AH vid was a waste of time..

Alex Hall 74. You really have got that new desktop? Good for you. How many soft synths do you expect it can run and have tweaked simultaneously in real time? I eagerly await your benchmark tests and some examples for us all to laug.., sorry, admire.

I've just landed a quick cash in hand job, so I'm thinking of a new machine too. Get on the job Alex.

[logo80]

I sholud have asked for something more esotherical... cos... I ask about a neve mixer and an akg c414... and I got...

and

I'll have to try with something else...

[logo80]

oh, finally here we are... I asked for a blow job and I got...

[Juho L]

First I wished for hell and damnation and I got a puny painting.
Then I wished for death and decay and I got some wierd seagull or something. I hate seagulls!
Then I wished for Hollowcell and I got a Sydney Operahouse.
Then I ended my wishing spree with grog, and I got something in a fancy glass. "Kids will go wild for these this year!". No doubt.

[Old Vantaa Man]

Fuck a Neve. I was hoping for a Kenwood. With the meat mincer attachment.

[AlexHall74]

The Kenwood preamp with the Cuisinart meat grinder attachment is the way to go, Bro.

I'm on the job, OVM. All Windows Updates installing now. Just got done with IE7.

Maybe the benchmark tests will be laughable in terms of what a top of the line PC can pull off, but this will be a hell of a lot better than my current DAW (PIV 2.6GHz, 2 GB RAM). Get that cash, bitch and give me a call.

[Old Vantaa Man]

Alex. Susan just looked at you avatar and said: Alex!

Now we're both laughing. OK. I'll call you on the 25th. Email the number please Alex Hall. And a convenient time.

[AlexHall74]

Heh! Glad Susan got a laugh out of my "charming" avatar. Anja tells me that its "ridiculous for me to use that picture." Oh, how serious they get so soon.
Will e-mail you my digits today. Timewise you are 7 hours ahead of me so I'll leave it up to you when to call.