Life is so much better than ficktion...

[AlexHall74]

I went to the hardware store this afternoon to buy some 1/2" wood screws and some L-brackets in order to finish remodeling both of my kids closets (shelves, shoe organizers, etc.). The sign below is what greeted me as I drove up to the hardware store, I nearly pissed myself in laughter:



The other side of the sign read: "NOW ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS"

Muhhahahhaaa!!!!! Thank god I had my digital camera!

Anyone else seen any funny shit in their town lately???



-The Alex

P.S. Mojitos are A-W-E-S-O-M-E!!!

[iand]

Ha Ha! Anti Monkey butt powder!

[AlexHall74]

We need to patent the formula before someone else does. That shit will sell better than "Breast Pills" did!

[Hollowcell]

Just when I thought I had all the powders I needed too!

[Juho L]

Originally Posted by Hollowcell

Just when I thought I had all the powders I needed too!

Are you trying to say that you plan to get rid of monkey butts? I believe Sebastian might have something to say against that.

[AlexHall74]

Originally Posted by Juho L

Are you trying to say that you plan to get rid of monkey butts? I believe Sebastian might have something to say against that.

Great observation, Juho. HC is obviously anti-simian. It is not atypical for expatriate Australians to lash out at others that are different than them. Many biochemical physiologists attribute such behaviors to a chemical imbalance caused by the foreign yeast that enters the metabolism of the misplaced Australians via their consumption of beers other than Foster's Lager.

So, HC, it looks like those Kirin's you've been pounding for the last decade have turned you into a monkey-hater! I hope 3o3 can qualm his ape-like wrath once he is aware of your indiscretion.

Now, where the hell is my Anti-Opossum Butt Powder? Those North American marsupial bastards have been tearing up my backyard...