When I woke up this morning...

[Juho L]

...I was in a bloody hospital.

Great party yesterday, I must say, but when I was leaving one neo-nazi prick decided to attack me from behind. He and his friends had earlier tried to recruit people, including me, to their fancy itty-bitty dickhead club. He probably didn't like my opinions of the cause and attacked me later.

Thankfully he only managed to push me to the stairs when the doormen came to put him down.

I hit my head on the stairs resulting unconsciousness and a 10 cm wound on my head. Damn it hurts.

The policemen took that guy to the station and now he has an assault charge waiting for him. White power my ass.