A most excellent introduction, Slicetwo.
Welcome to the forum!
Tits is a great name for a pet! When I was a kid, my Mom bought me 2 hamsters. I did not have a chance to name them before my aunt showed up for the weekend. My mom and aunt had a few pitchers of margaritas, and then they started to mess with the hamsters. My aunt picked up the (apparently) male hamster and declared
"Rosa, this hamster has huge balls, we must name him Balls!" My mother was in tears of laughter, and once she recovered she said
"Well we have to name the other one too, she doesn't have blass, so she must be a girl, so we'll name her Boobs!" So my two pet hamsters when I was a kid were named "Boobs" and "Balls" ala my aunt and mother. And my wife wonders why I'm strange...
Cheers,
-Alex