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Old 02.02.2008, 01:33 AM
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Alex, this is Ted. He thinks you are small as well.

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I woke up ½ an hour ago in my neighbours bed. Luckily it's not a guy this time...

She took the dog for a walk and I did a very fast one.

And finally, for the agging Alex:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFtq0L1Q5Dw
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Doc, Ted is a "Synthol Pig." Synthol is an oil used by bodybuilders to get all greasy before a contest posing judgement. Some fool a few decades ago figured out that it is possible to inject synthol into muscles that were "under developed" before a contest, causing them to swell to the "desired size" by the time judging was to occur. Synthol does not get absorbed/processed by the body quickly, and so, some morons, like Ted have chosen to inject many portions of certain muscle groups with Synthol, causing the muscle to swell to ridiculous proportions, and making them look like something out of a bad LSD trip while in a maximum security penetentiary...Not bodybuilders at all these fools. Real bodybuilders look something like this:



OR THIS:



Matt, What kind of dog does your neighbor have? Did you piss the bed?
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oh my god Alex, I just did a search for synthol and found these pics. The crazy thing is, I think these guys actually think they look good !!



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wait, this one takes the cake. wtf?

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Isn't that the nastiest thing ever? Good God! I can't imagine what posesses fellas to do that, seriously. I hope it is reversible for their sakes...
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I hope it is reversible for their sakes...
I hope it's reversible in a way that they die because of that. Nothing beats dying douchebag!
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Juho, always known as the most merciful administrator of the forum. May your benevolence never be questioned.
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Maybe they've just eaten spinach?
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Maybe they've just eaten spinach?
No, it can't be. If they would have been eating spinach their muscles would be located below elbow, not above.
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