Friday the 13th

[matsa]

Are any of you superstitious in any way about anything?

I've got a pair of lucky socks..

Can only be worn on (football) match days when there are no other clean ones left, or it doesn't work. Last season I could not shave on match days.

[matsa]

Ah. Who gives a feck. Here's two jokes:

A blind man interviews for a job as a quality controller at the local wood mill. The manager calls the blind man into his office and asks him how he expected to do this job since he was blind. The blind man replied he would do it by smell. The manager decides to test him and places a piece of wood in front of him. The manager asks, "What is it without touching it?" The blind man replies, "That?s a good piece of fir." "Correct,? says the manager, ?now try this one." "That?s a bad piece of willow," says the blind man. "Correct," answers the manager.

With that, the manager decides to play a trick on the blind man. He get his secretary to lift up her dress and put her crotch in the blind mans face. "I'm confused,? says the blind man, ?Can you turn it around?" The secretary turns around and puts her ass in his face. The blind man says, "Oh, you?re trying to fool me! But I know exactly what kind of wood that is. It?s the shit house door off a tuna boat!"



Eighty-four years old and deaf in one ear, Charlie was a bit unwell and went to see his doctor taking his wife Elsie along to make sure he heard the doctor properly. Dr Patel informed Elsie that they needed a few samples from her hubby so further tests could be made.

We need a urine sample, a blood sample, a semen sample and a faeces sample, Mrs Jones, explained Dr Patel.

Elsie turned to a bemused looking Charlie and said in a loud and deliberate voice:

CHARLIE, YOU'VE GOT TO LEAVE YOUR UNDERPANTS WITH THE DOCTOR.

[3o3]

I've never been unlucky on Friday the 13:th acctually.. 13 is my lucky number!

I just wished that my Texas Hold 'Em-tournamet was held on this day, I betcha I would win then!

[Hollowcell]

I wouldn't say that I'm superstitious, but I do like to smell my fingers after I scratch my balls (or dig for ear wax for that matter). Does that count?

[3o3]

What on earth does that have to do with this topic, HC?

But ballsniffing is an fine male tradition!

[AlexHall74]

Originally Posted by 3o3

What on earth does that have to do with this topic, HC?

But ballsniffing is an fine male tradition!

OK, why is it that my balls smell like caramel?

And why is there an apple with a stick in it in my high tops?