A puzzle

[Juho L]

Physical theories clearly imply that that Collected Works would oscillate until the oscillation stops to the center. But the problem is that the theory assumes the gravitational center to be a point, which means that around the point the gravitational forces affect in all directions in three dimensional border limit inspection and that's just silly. How big is the center of the gravitation? Is it a globe that has zero gravity in the middle, like a hollow ball, where tha gravity field is the surface?

We'll have to find this out before we'll go tossing Lenin's scriptures in the pit.

[Onkel Dunkel]

How will you drill a hole trough a centre of meltet iron?

[Onkel Dunkel]

By the way; gravity is there because of the mass (of the earth in this case) and the reason why we stay on the surface of the earth is bacause the biggest gravitational force is beneath us (the mass of the earth). If something was in the exact center of the earth, all mass (and thereby gravity) would be around this object, pulling it in every other direction than towards center (a little like if you stand on the magnetic north- or southpole with a compass the it will start spinning around).

[3o3]

Originally Posted by Onkel Dunkel

How will you drill a hole trough a centre of meltet iron?

Ever heard about liquid nitrogen? Freeze that lava/iron/Juho L's body juices into one solid piece of 'rock' and then blow it away!

[Threlly]

It would be torn apart before it ever reached the centre.
Gravitational effects at one end of the object would be so greater than the other end, it would be stretched then torn.

[matsa]

Are we trying to get rid of volumes of Commy literature then J?

I used to have all that Lenin stuff. Not even the library would take it.

[Hollowcell]

Originally Posted by 3o3

Ever heard about liquid nitrogen? Freeze that lava/iron/Juho L's body juices into one solid piece of 'rock' and then blow it away!

I've often thought about freezing my own spoof into ice cubes and then offering cool drinks to the neighbours.

Before anyone says anything, considering this thread I think my post is completely on topic!!!

[Onkel Dunkel]

What would happen if HC froze down a turd of his to absolute zero (-273,15 degrees celcius), mountet it on a nuclear missile and shoot it straight through a hole drilled in the exact center of the asshole of the man on the moon???

[3o3]

Originally Posted by Hollowcell

I've often thought about freezing my own spoof into ice cubes and then offering cool drinks to the neighbours.

Before anyone says anything, considering this thread I think my post is completely on topic!!!

Neat idea! I have loads of neighbours I don't like. I shall invite them all for a party!

On the subject of freezing stuff; I used to work in AGA (www.aga.com) and we were really bored so we bought sandwiches filled with lettuce, eggs, ham and some "non descript"-fluid/'juice' and put into a keg filled with liquid nitrogen and left it there for 15 minutes. Once we thought it had all become ice we took it out of the keg and threw sandwiches around the whole workplace. Remeber the "Hasta la vista"-scene from T2, it almost liked like that except a cool future robot being smashed into millions of parts it was ham/egg-sandwiches!