Ridiculous aliases...

[AlexHall74]

Originally Posted by Doc Jones

The future's looking bright my friend!! It's good to be back.

That name has gold albums written all over it.

Gentlemen (term used loosely, of course),

Epic choices indeed! The Doctor is "In tha' Hiz-Ouse" as "Fortified Marmalade", and the fair tempered (maybe vengeful, actually) disposition of OVM manifests as "Even Steven", with a quick return on the "Beverly Others."

We are off to at least a triple platinum, 2 CD release with the aliases chosen thus far. Mixed genre of course, no "Menudo" cover songs though please...

Personal historical note on "Captain Howdy": When I was six years old my family lived in Fort Hood Texas. My Dad was still in the US Army; my Uncle Nick retired there with my Tante (Aunt) Trudel. Trudel was kind enough to relieve my Mother of my company every few weekends. I loved visiting with her because Uncle Nick would take me out in to the backyard to shoot a pellet rifle (at anything except his tool shed), and Tante Trudel would always take me to the movies, to see ANYTHING I wanted. The first movie she ever took me to was "The Howling," an awesome werewolf movie of that era. When my brother found out I had seen "The Howling" he took it upon himself to further my horror movie education by renting "The Exorcist" the following year from the video store in Frankfurt a.M., Germany. We both shit ourselves when "Captain Howdy's" face appeared like a wraith in flash sequences during certain parts of the movie. We freeze framed the video over, and over, and over trying to get a clear shot at what exactly the face was, as we did not know if it was the ghost of Father Damian Karas's mother, or indeed the demon inside the girl. We finally got a shot that was devoid of the typical black and white fuzzy horizontal lines that plagued first generation VHS machines freeze frame abilities, and were totally freaked out! I will never forget that image, and might just have to go to the Magic and Fun shop here in town to buy the required make-up/teeth/etc. for a "Captain Howdy" DJ set this Halloween. Muhahahahaaaa!!!!

Any ideas for a "Fortified Marmalade" corporate logo? What's it fortified with anyway, or is that a trade secret?

OVM, are the Beverly Others descendants of the Osmonds by any chance?