The next ORIGINAL UAVF Moderator?

[AlexHall74]

Drammy,

Smearing mustard on one's ass is a well known panacea; I'm so sorry that it didn't cure your source code dilemma.

Although I don't know the answer to your question off the top of my head I will research it and get back with you.
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Ledge,

It appears that your motto might be "carry a big stick and use it whenever the hell you feel like it." Good for you. I pledge to ban all sissy-pants trolls and forum interlopers that disturb the peace of the UAV unnecessarily. Such a violation will only be forgiven if the banned user writes a formal, written apology to the community and sends it back to a moderator. Such apologies can be posted in an "Apologies for Forum Misconduct Sticky Note."
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Steve,

If at the end of this election you are on the fence as to who to cast your vote for, I hope that it will be in favor of your poop-photographing comrade...
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Matsa,

Have you tried Boar's Head mustard? Boar's Head mustard makes the rectum tingle like nothing else, except for maybe gasoline. Give it a go, old boy! It's the best!
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