I have a good solution to all these "kids ask" dilemmas: Stop lying to the fucking children!
What's cussing? It's saying something to show your anger, but it's highly inappropriate, so avoid saying those words in public.
What's a whore? It's a woman who sells sex to other people, usually to men.
What's fucking? It's a process of reproduction but also a very powerful cussing word.
What's a dick? Daddy has one. It's a penis.
"Oh my god, why should I tell my kids these kinds of things?". Well, that way they know what they mean and don't call their mother a fucking dick in front of gramps and granny. The child could call the disliked auntie a stinking whore, but hey, somebody had to say it eventually. Easy!
Children are people. They think and they do what their own mind tells them to. Don't tinker around with their minds. Don't raise children, raise human beings, damnit!
Edit: And you know guys, if you don't tell your children about sex when their puberty starts, I'm coming there and hit you with a big rubber dick and make you tell. Hoho.
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