access dealer: sorry son. you need one thousand four hundred and ninety nine of those dolla bills to get one of these here super charged puppies.
access customer: but i already have an access virus TI.
access dealer: but does it have turbo after the name?
access customer: ...well. no. but-
access dealer: then you lose! you need to have the turbo bit. otherwise you are *nothing*
access customer: ok. can i exchange my existing model for this new turbo thingy?
access dealer: heheheh. read the EULA sucka.
fake edit: i apologise to all access employees for this blatantly evil characterisation of your company - i dont think you are really evil
