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You dont need equipment for a record deal....
1) A personal trainer - change that flabby belly to a six pack!
2) trendy clothes and a new hairstyle - preferebly something a bit riske
3) $10,000 on cheesy 80's dance remake
4) $100,000 on music video - lots of hot women and dancers etc in bikinis
5) A damn good publisher
There you have it! One record deal........good for at least 2 weeks of stardom and fame
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1) Does a three pack count? I drank the other three!!
2) Got a new hairstyle, leopard skin G-string?
3) thats alot for a cheesy 80's dance remake, im sure you could make it for a couple dollars..
4) Same with this one...have you seen those 80's videos?
5) do i have to write a book too?
peace
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