A few years back I was drunk as hell, wanted a sandwich, so hopped on my bike. it was a downhill bike, worthless pos, unless your flying down a 15% grade. Anyway, 2am in the morning dark as all hell, I'm whizzing down a small hill, I'm going at least 20 mph before I hit the hill, took a corner too sharp hit the gravel, bam, straight to the moon! When I hit, not a bit of my body touched the ground just my face. the whole right side of my face was scraped off, I looked like that Batman character Two-face, walked my bike and bloodly ass face 2 miles home. Sat in front of the mirror for an hour with a bottle of Vodka(disinfectant) and a stiff toothbrush and cleaned all the gravel out of my face. Should of worn a helmet. Now all I have is a 3cm scar under my noise, I account that to dam fine Russian Vodka. worse part? No sandwich
