I'm a Lesbian Trapped in a Man's Body.
No Way I'm Putting My Shirt On, I live in the Tropics, Dude!
WTF are you doing here?
Are you raising trouble on this board again?
Am I going to have to come out of retirement to keep up with your craziness?
You know it took me 6 months to convince INTERPOL that you were living in Tibet. I think they finally went for it.
-A.