Can you control the fart's pitch, timbre and volume independently? If so, your arse is a synthesizer. You will find that these 3 elements of sound interact in most physical instruments, so that pitch or volume will affect timbre and the elements cannot be independently controlled.
I have no problem with a non mechanical or non electronic synthesizer, but your arse is no TI...
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