Juho, thanks for the clarification on the pirates questions. I just looked at my answer and I don't know if I was drunk or if I got bad info from the WWW. I'll blame it on the WWW.
HC, I'm with you Bro, if I jerked off in a swimming pool every bitch at either end would be carrying at least one bun in the oven. My luck they'd all sue me for child support and I never would have even gotten a kiss.
Isn't that kind of odd? If a fellow screwed a chick while wearing a condom, blew his load in the condom, got a call from his boss, boss says he must come to work NOW, man goes promptly to work, woman takes condom out of garbage can and smears it in her trap because she's menstruating and wants to get pregnant:
RESULT = Guy pays child support for 18 YEARS
If he blew his load and the condom broke, then so be it, no big deal, he threw the dice. But, if she were a dirty little hooker and played the trick above then foul on that.
The worst would be if a lesbian got it on with some guy and smeared the condom in her girlfriend's gear and then she gets pregnant and the guy pays for diapers and college and the girls stay home and eat Bon Bons. He never got to see THEM kiss! What a freaking disaster!!!
Basically I guess my point is that be careful if you blow your load ANYWHERE when you know you are as fertile as HC and me.
Back to finishing my shelf so I can post more pics and drink more wine.