[Old Vantaa Man]

Hey, Jakob. Hamlet was Danish. What did he do? Made his girlfriend kill herself.

Hmm. Norwegians.. Well, I have absolutely nothing but respect for them even though I like Manchester City and Ole Gunnar can kiss my arse. Can you buy whale meat in supermarkets in Norway? I once met a Norwegian who told me that in his small town they actually had a big meeting in the 60's to decide whether or not it was right to sell pineapples at the local store cos of imports and impact on local people. They actually decided "No". He was from some place near Bergen - the wettest place on the planet.

I love Denmark too.
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