Bats! BATS! I used to have a cricket bat signed by Don Bradman. Jesus, what would that be worth today. My uncle queued for hours to get his autograph on that damn thing in the 50's. I was given it for some reason, always to be told: That'll be worth a few bob one day, son. Bollocks. I remember we played cricket in the road with it and had no problem whacking stumps in with it either. In the end the fucker fell apart and we burnt it.
