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Bishop: I've also suffer from an peeled banana if I say so! But that story is so insane I couldn't tell it here.. and hopefully from telling my other stories you know this one is bad! People still laugh about it as it could be an scene directly from "American Pie"

I've got a major scar from the accident! But I've been lucky and never gotten any genital warts or anything like that!

Doc: Admit it! You only think these stories are horrible as these are everyday events for you, and you'd always thought that "smashing me nuts while lighting my torso on fire" is a good first-date option?! Hehe.

Hey another great story, which I can't tell is an accident or what yet;

Last Saturday I was invited to come party with my tattooartist as they had their "1-year anniversary" He has been tattooing for the last 15 years but never had his own studio.. They've also started with piercing! So I get there, I promise Ausa that I won't drink that much. I drink two beers for 2 hours..

I wake up 05:20 in the bathtub still in my tshirt and boxershorts.. I wake up because I accidently turn the cold water on!, first thought: Holy mother.. Now i've got some major things to explain! It did hurt quite alot from my nipple.. Ärsch, I just wanted to get to bed again..

I woke up around noon-ish.. I still had that pain in my nipple when all of the sudden I get this flash from yesterday! I pierced my nipple! I pull up my shirt thinking "Nah, I didn't do that.." Well.. I did! Now I got both my nipples pierced (which is great.. *wink wink hubba hubba* if you're ladies know how to get the freak on.. which I mean hanging you from the ceiling while chanting rhytmic A-B-C-D-E-F.. How I wonder what come's next and then a smack on you're bottom and off you go to orgasmowonderland!)

I had such an hangover on Sunday from the day before, and yes. I had quite much explaining to do.. It's insane how I didn't remember anything as from what I recall I only had ~6 small beers (which is nothing really)! I talked to my tattooartist yesterday; "Erhm, you were pretty weird.. First you were fine.. Didn't even look like you were drunk and 10 minutes later you couldn't even talk".

Never get any bodymods while under influence of alcohol or else you'll end up in your bathtub, still wearing your underwear and later on find out that you womited all over the place..