Jesus, Matt.
You and my wife in Vegas on my credit cards...that is painful to think of, in many ways!
Now as far as the ballads, Lou Graham sucks wind.
Some of the best, shitty ballads of all time are from the heavy metal era.
Such as:
Great White - Save All Your Love
Dokken - Alone Again
Metallica - Nothing Else Matters
Scorpions - Still Loving You
Journey - Faithfully
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Other Good Ones, but not Heay Metal, but Maybe not a Ballad:
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Concrete Blonde - Tomorrow Wendy
The Cure - Love Song
Blue Oyster Cult - Don't Fear the Reaper
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...and the list goes on...
Now stuff that "I wanna' know what love is" business up yer' keester.
