I am actually the official Notary Public for the Illuminati.
Whenever an official conspiracy document must be recognized I am the one who stamps it, scans it, disperses the pixels of the group IV TIFF image across the globe to several disparate, redundant, secure image object servers. Then I arrange for the submitter of the doucment to be transported to a secure, state of the art medical facility so they can receive total face re-construction and retain their anonymity.
In my more visible life I am a Senior Database Analyst with the public health system of Florida. I assist with the computation of capitation rates for pre-paid health plans. I also perform data requests, write technical documentation, and do anything else my boss tells me, of course. I am learning alot at my job, have a very cool boss, and my boss's boss is also very cool, so I am happy at my job.
In past occupational lives (the past 10 years) I worked in various roles in the IT industry in the following order:
(1) System installation technician
(2) Documentation specialist / technical writer
(3) Curriculum designer / classroom instructor of end users/administrators,
(4) Systems engineer
(5) Applications developer
(7) Software sales representative
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Business process analyst
(9) Project manager
In my spare time I also do various odd jobs for extra money (G.A.S. budget) and to keep the bills current to include: landscaping, DJ, house work, PC repair, PC instruction, personal fitness trainer, waiter
I am 3 weeks away from being certified as a professional fitness trainer and then will get my business license and insurance so I can pursue one venture instead of the myriad listed above.
I am also a ninja.