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Originally Posted by matsa
<everyone should light a cigar and kiss their neighbor>
I'm using that in my English class later. 
Who were the cleaners on Star Trek? You never saw them.
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The cleaners on Star Trek, damn good question!
If I were Capt. James Tiberius kirk I would have a hot, sexy, green alien woman (wearing French lingerie, of course) cleaning my apartment all freakin' day while I was blasting about the cosmos.
Then I'd return to my quarters and allow her to offer me a glass of Klingon brandy before doing the nasty with her, cackling with glee the whole time, knowing that our alien seeds were were incompatible and thus incapable of creating offspring...
Oh wait, I got a vasectomoy last year, I can do that here on Earth with Mrs. Hall!!!
Yay!