the all new access virus TI turrrrrrbo!
double the streaming horsepower of the access virus TI via USB 2.0 for some supercharged, souped up playback!
id buy that for a dolla!
an extra band on the built in EQ for radical new sound shaping possibilities!
wow! awesome!
new r-r-r-r-radical colour scheme in blazing red and black!
its like the virus classic. only come back from the dead. with an army! whoaaaa!
in addition the all new, all conquering virus TI engine OS has been upgraded from 6.51 toooooo...
6.511
adding amazing new features such as the ability to change the colour of the backlit screen. wow!
yours for the one time only price of 1499.99
DISCLAIMER:
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refund on access virus TI model and/or part exchange expressly forbidden. access incorporated reserve the rights to modify the virus TI design without prior notification of you, the consumer and release subsequent 'iterations' of the virus TI to be named any varient on 'turbo,' 'xtreme' (with an x. it MUST be with an x because its more xtreme this way) or any other pansy ass word which emphasises speed and power in order to trick you, the consumer into shelling out for another synth which is essentially the same as the previous virus TI 'iteration' only with its deliberate design limitations 'fixed' in order to make even more fat wads of dough from subsequent 'iterations' of the virus TI range. we have cleverly designed this disclaimer such that at the average US national reading speed and at the tiniest font size, it takes you, the consumer so long for you to read this far that we regret to inform you - your cheques have already cleared. we are now bathing in your money. you are now enslaved by our end user license agreement. HAR HAR HAR! see ya laterz sucka.
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