Question for Hollowcell
 

Cellblock H Man

Was looking at photies last night that friends took of their holiday in Tokyo. It occurred to me that we've never asked this:

Do you eat with chopsticks?





Or has this been asked before?

OVM, I'm sure if you searched the web well enough, you would find a photo or two of HC tossing off with chopsticks.

Or catching flies a la Ralph Macchio

Judging by how bad that dipshit smells, there's a hell lot of flies to catch around him. I'm talking about HC, not Macchio.

Yeah, I eat with chop-sticks, unless I am eating western style food.
I cook using the long ones as well - much better to control than tongs once you get the hang of them.

And Alex, not sure if I use them to beat off with.......
I usually just stick one down the eye, while I use my hand to rub the outside. Does that count?

Bwaaaahhhh!!!! Of course HC! Bamboo splinters in the shaft of one's member certainly do contribute to an overall, generic definition of masturbation; so long as the other shard of bamboo is kept in good order, e.g. not shoved up your ass. This is a technicality of the most remote order, but I'm sure the judges will let this slide just this once, consdering your voluntary participation in Bamb-Goo.