My dream date
 

You thought Stacia was cool?

Mates, I present to you the one and only Miss Cordell Jackson:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtZjK8x5kGU

Killer photo!

Must watch this vid now...

Damn! Granny can wail. I'd spank it.

If that's not the quote of the year, I don't know what is...

;)

LOL! Me and Alex want to watch!

Watch, hell no OVM, we are FILMING that one. OK, iand, if you need some Viagra to do the deed right I'll call a friend of mine whose a rep. for Pfizer. We don't want you to get "stage fright" from all the cameras and lights and what not...

Does that guitar say "Hagstrom"? OVM, do you really think that by getting a Hagstrom you could be as good as granny? It takes years of peelin potatez and scrubbin clothes on the wash board to get that good.

You could start by takin out the trash ...

Cheers,
B

Viagra? Shit..All I need is a turkey-baster between my cheeks and
some tellie-tubbies on the tube...

<applauds LOUDLY!!>

Turkey baster between the cheeks and some tellie-tubbies..

I'm truly in awe.













<scuttles off to google to hopefully find more on turkey baster..>