Generation Slap
 

"They're naive, self-important, and perpetually plugged in. This is a call to arms against Millennials..."



http://www.radaronline.com/features/...by_boomers.php

(Damn little whippersnappers! A fookin' hilarious article for any GenXers out there.)

Enjoy,

-Alex

Count me in!

Let us unite against these young fuckers who know nothing, but think they know everything!

Oh shit, you're involved. These little bastards are doomed. I say we start the tyranny by hacking into Facebook and go on a PM binge, turning the little twerps against each other. Imagine what some unkind words and a few incriminating pictures would do to their little brains. Muhahaaaaaaaa!

A really good plan, but there is only one problem.

What's going on? I understand nothing.

Insulting and oppressing a minority has always been the hallmark of the infekted forums. However, these whiners are a majority. So from now on, insulting and oppressing a *majority* is now also a hallmark of the infekted forums.

Can we also add 'hitting with a stick' to insulting and oppressing? I would really like that!

B

Mr. Blutarsky gave us fine example of how to deal with these millenial whiners . . .

Brilliant! "Hitting with a stick" is an age old method of oppression that could be easily made a tradition 'round these parts. Now then, who volunteers to be the first human pinata?

Doc, Brother Blutarsky was a wise man indeed. We should all learn from his sincere and direct methods of communication.

Ah...I know the type, 'western american know-it-all gay-sailor trance raver kids', you can easily tell by the dilated pupils, the smell of vasoline & pachollie sp?, the fairy wings and their tall-ass tails of every drug experience they've ever had.

I hear their younger sisters' are perty sluty...

Notice the shitty american beer in hand and minwax huffing varnish, yep sailor trance...

ROFLMAO! BWWAHHHH!!!

iand, you are well on your way to a bright future as a negative campaign advertising analyst. The U.S. general election is not far away; you might want to make some cash with that sardonic wit of yours. Nice verbal bitch slap, Bro!