Back at work again today
 

Bah. Teachers don't get long enough holidays.

It was nice to see so many of my students actually turned up once again for the new term. Been teaching this group for 3½ years now. "The Faithful Fourteen" are always good for a laugh (and decent Christmas prezzies).

Tonight we were talking about how it's cheaper to buy a new DVD player or even dishwasher than it is to have the fucker repaired.

Is it any coincidence that the word "mended" is pronounced "men-did"?

Exactly. So next time she dings the car, you can tell your mates "The car's been woman-did."

Erm..

So, anyway. What do you do for a living? I know Jase is an international arms and drugs smuggler. How about anyone else?

I'm a fighter pilot, at least thats what I used to tell the girls.

I'm actually an IT Consultant :rolleyes:

Unemployed student living off of taxpayers donations!!! :-)

I am actually the official Notary Public for the Illuminati.

Whenever an official conspiracy document must be recognized I am the one who stamps it, scans it, disperses the pixels of the group IV TIFF image across the globe to several disparate, redundant, secure image object servers. Then I arrange for the submitter of the doucment to be transported to a secure, state of the art medical facility so they can receive total face re-construction and retain their anonymity.

In my more visible life I am a Senior Database Analyst with the public health system of Florida. I assist with the computation of capitation rates for pre-paid health plans. I also perform data requests, write technical documentation, and do anything else my boss tells me, of course. I am learning alot at my job, have a very cool boss, and my boss's boss is also very cool, so I am happy at my job.

In past occupational lives (the past 10 years) I worked in various roles in the IT industry in the following order:

(1) System installation technician
(2) Documentation specialist / technical writer
(3) Curriculum designer / classroom instructor of end users/administrators,
(4) Systems engineer
(5) Applications developer
(7) Software sales representative
(8) Business process analyst
(9) Project manager

In my spare time I also do various odd jobs for extra money (G.A.S. budget) and to keep the bills current to include: landscaping, DJ, house work, PC repair, PC instruction, personal fitness trainer, waiter

I am 3 weeks away from being certified as a professional fitness trainer and then will get my business license and insurance so I can pursue one venture instead of the myriad listed above.

I am also a ninja.

I Attending my final year at high school.
Lucky for me I was recently accepted to enginiering college majoring at machine managment/design ,so thats what im gone be doing for the next 2 years of my life,the army is paying for everything.
The other option was to get active combat dutie at IDF. :(
so...die another day. :P

I'm a reporting specialist and data analyst for a telco in New Zealand. My job is dull as I have pretty much automated everythng I do and anything new I'm asked to do can be done from what I already have.

Luckily I can sit here posting shit on messageboards.

Congrats!!! Finish it up!

I´m a technician in the package department of a large danish medical company (anti-depresive and anti-psykotic medicine). When the machines break down or need some kind of optimisesation (mechanical, electrical, pneumatic or whatever) they call me (or one of my colleges)...

I Love My Job
 

Im sitting in a 5 star resort on the north coast of Papua New Guinea, drinking beers by the swimming pool, watching cable on a large flat screen in my air-conditioned room, being waited on hand and foot...

Although, I did have to spend 5 nights in a remote jungle, filming an initiation ceremony where 14 year old boys are smothered in stinging nettles, then cut over 200 times with a razor blade, then beaten with canes and humiliated in front of the rest of the tribe...

More explanations and photos coming soon...

<DELETED DRUNKEN BABBLING>

Headache is bad today...ouch!

Too much vodka and red wine!

Must be good rest of weekend....

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