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Old Vantaa Man 18.08.2010 09:03 PM

I went slaughtering sheep yesterday
 
It was dramatic.

Blood and shit everywhere. Man. It was a sight.

I learnt how to skin a sheep and how not to slit its stomach - smelly. I fucked up 1st time and everyone in the slaughterhouse laughed at me. Meh. After 3 sheep I could fucking do it. Slit throats, skin'em and put em in the truck.

yourskinonarack 19.08.2010 04:51 AM

Edited.

Next personal attack and the thread goes.

Read the rules: http://infekted.org/virus/showthread.php?t=24252

~Timo

Timo 19.08.2010 02:03 PM

Unfortunately I'd be a hypocrite if I said I didn't agree with slaughter as I eat meat.

TheHobbit 19.08.2010 04:53 PM

Ewe murderer ;P Love lamb chop and mint sauce.

Alakhai 19.08.2010 08:12 PM

how about a Virus' song about it? :)

MBTC 20.08.2010 12:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alakhai (Post 297346)
how about a Virus' song about it? :)

Like maybe Meat is Murder by The Smiths, but played with a 150bpm kick and sync arp (Sandstorm-like sound) :wink:

nutrinoland 20.08.2010 02:34 AM

that sounds so psychedelic....

MBTC 20.08.2010 05:44 AM

Any of you guys ever had a massive sneeze attack after a drinking binge? Off-topic for sure but no more than animal slaughtering. I've got this the morning after before, but never during the main show. I guess binges and animal blood are both signs of shitty economy? Philosophy at its best.

nutrinoland 20.08.2010 10:32 AM

that sounds something like what these guys would say

Brian Eno & Peter Schmidt

yourskinonarack 22.08.2010 01:44 AM

i would slaughter you in a minute. one minute please. shut this fucking thread. it's more offensive than the bulk of your mediocre catalog-bought me-too electronic "music".

MBTC 22.08.2010 05:59 AM

I'm good over here.. the sneezing stopped already.

Timo 22.08.2010 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MBTC (Post 297352)
Any of you guys ever had a massive sneeze attack after a drinking binge?

My dad does. One glass of wine or a bottle of beer and he has a huge sneezing attack. Sneezes about 30-40 times. After that he's ok and can carry on enjoying a drink, lol. Happens every time.

Quote:

Originally Posted by yourskinonarack (Post 297367)
i would slaughter you in a minute. one minute please. shut this fucking thread. it's more offensive than the bulk of your mediocre catalog-bought me-too electronic "music".

You don't eat meat?

Humans have slaughtered for food and resources for tens of thousands of years. It is a fact of life. I imagine working in a slaughterhouse desensitizes you to a degree, but is still distressing and pushes you as a mere human, particularly in the beginning. Hence the original post.

Old Vantaa Man 13.09.2010 05:38 PM

Wheww..

I went again yesterday. It was a sight and a smell.

This time I got a knife shoved in me hand and told to get on with it.

Thing that freaked me out most was the 10kg hooks hanging from the overhead rails. They came off really quickly if you didn't hang it right.

Phew.. That's enough for me for a while. Can do it. Thanks Ray Mears. Now back to work as an English (bloody) teacher.

Hey all Infekted mates. Nice to read all your posts.

Timo is a Derbyshire God

xx

iand 14.10.2010 07:09 AM

Awesome. I'm guessing yourskinonarack is skinny puppy dude, fiending for heroin and bitching at you to fill the pathetic void in his life. Mythmaker sucked we know... 12 steps brah, 12 steps.

Celestry 14.10.2010 07:03 PM

No way i could slice up a sheep or lamb if i didn't have to, i'd probably cry like a big pussy! (^_^) However, i do love a bit of shank, innit! (^_^) Strangely, i prefer fish and seafood to beef and lamb, etc, though i eat more of the latter!

It seems that ForeskinHasAWank fella must have taken the post the wrong way, Just Old Vantaa updating us on his activities, eh? Not exactly him having a giggle at the poor fluffies he was carving up, now was it?

Hollowcell 13.01.2011 04:08 AM

Any sound samples?


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