Has anybody ever swallowed something bad?
 

That's bad, meaning: not healthy.

That's "bad," not badly, you yanks who can't fucking speak English.

I once swallowed a 1d (pence, children) coin about 40 years ago. It's still in there.

Must be very annoying for you everytime you go through the metal detectors at airports.

Lots of colorful pills...

Yesterday i swallowed 2 beers. Don´t suppose they´r very healthy... This guy on the other hand has a serious problem: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTrpB...eature=related

Eeeuuk! That first one he spat out probably ended up in someone's lap.

I was drunk... and I saied if I'll catch that fly I'll eat it. Sadly I really managed to catch it so...

Snot...........

Mc'Donalds burger.

You dumb bastard; that's been shat out by now. No need to worry, just keep you fiber intake up and all is well.

I don't know about you, but I would rather buy bad things to eat then eat things known to be bad. Pretty elementary shit, actually.

Hmm. OK. Thanks Al, that's a weight off.

Hey Shambler, good one mate. I once swallowed some Foster's beer, too. And a Scottish meat pie. Have to go back to Scotland one day to check out the deep fried Mars Bar.








though I rather suspect they're fekkin deeee-lish..

I remember when I was around 5-6 years old and my friend has gotten one of those "rave"-lights (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImmcP9-umKA). I thought those were bloody cool but I just didn't understand how they worked so using all of my humongous brain I decided to slice one open with an knife.

Said and done - I remember it smelling quite bad but still I hade to investigate it further so I drank some of the fluid from the cool coloured plasticy-pipe-thingy and boy did that make me sick.

I still remember the taste.

Oh oh!

Another one aswell: My mother woke up and heard laughter from the kitchen and as she went in to the kitchen she didn't see me or my brother but she still heard loads of laughter from the kitchencabinetts and she opened one up and in there she found me and my brother eating almonds.. Bitter almonds! She didn't find it quite that funny as me and my brother did.

I still haven't gotten a clue why we had bitter almonds at home? Still.. Memories!

A 'friend' made me a cup of tea a few weeks ago and I got to the last mouthful when I felt a big sloppy lump go in my mouth, I assumed it was the tea bag left in and spat it back into the cup. When I looked at it it was a thick crust of mouldy fungus where the cup hadn't been washed out! Blechh! I didn't swallow it, but I did swallow the rest of the tea , which would have contained quite a bit of old and manky tea from below the fungus crust.

I still gip when I think about it.... Blurgh, there I go again.

a thick crust of moldy fungus??!!!

good lord, just reading that made me sick

Lol, that's pure evil.

You could wipe a couple of slices of bread on the floor, and present them as a sandwich with the dirty faces of the bread pointing inwards, with a filling of your choice (the leftovers of the tea mould also comes to mind), to your friend ...

... but the last time that was tried, the guy fell ill for a couple of days. ho ho.