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You're all foreign queer types.
And I'd give you all a jolly good box on the nose.

ovm, what does that mean?

Maybe OVM's been calculating his tax return ... That would put anyone in a bad mood.

B

Much like the fellow that clobbered your schnozz a year or so ago when he wanted you to leave so he could do the nasty with his girlfriend?

I still say we should find him and give him a proper ass whipping while reading him a few pages from a reputable book of good manners.

Just because I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body does not make me a queer type, you metrosexual Limey.

Can we have a new feature on the board please admin whereby all posts in OT get automatically wiped after 6 hours? This might save embarrassment the next day when one reads the board sober. Thanks.

Posting in OT while sober is a violation of the prime charter of this (dysfunctional) organization. I'll do nothing of the sort. All embarrassing posts in OT will remain as a reminder to us all that once you join the UAVF it is not possible to run for any public office without risking exposure of the funny, entertaining, and OK at times insulting commentary you have participated in on the forum.

So, you have three choices:

(1) Delete the posts that you now feel should not have been written and go confess to a Catholic priest.

(2) Send me a formal written apology for your conduct (make it a good one), draw a picture of my ass at the bottom of the page, and then put on some slut red lipstick and give me a great big virtual kiss on the ass.

(3) Piss off.

By the way you better get me good and drunk before you box me on the nose, I've got pretty good reflexes.

;)

Nothing but love here!

-Alex

Number 2 OVM, choose Number 2 !!!

Ach, I really am crap at fighting, everyone knows that. I'll have to work on #2 there Alex. I'm sure there are plenty of pictures of your ass covered in lipstick already on the internet - that's not the problem. It's the apology part that's making me a bit nauseous.

Hey, how about this:

HAPPY JULY 4, COUSINS!
:)

It's "Internet" OVM, not "internet."

How good it feels to correct our very own grammar cop!

If you don't apologize I will have to sue you and everyone you represent for punitive damages.

;)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY USA and OUR BRITISH COUSINS!!!

Sorry? I'm just sorry I'm not there to poke you in the shoulder with a sharp stick.

And another thing. Why wasn't it a public holiday in Europe yesterday ffs? We do everything you fekking want.

Oh good. Everything is back to normal ...

You do everything we want? Then why did the whole NATO thing go so fucking haywire? The European calendar is so loaded with holidays as it is OVM, if you add anymore then not a damn thing will get done over there. You're going to have to sacrifice Bastille Day if you want the Fourth of July.

;)

Ha! You bastard! You would poke me in the shoulder with a sharp stick! You evil swine!