so, how are you ugly cunts?
 

long time I did not post here due to the new work... BUT I'VE SEEN NOBODY TALK OR ASK ABOUT THE FUC*ING ITALIAN GUY or ask where he is!
How are you old farts?

You derelict Italian freak! Welcome back!

I thought you were arrested or something.

My old carcass got a shoulder operation a few weeks ago and it's on the mend. No school this summer, I bought a shitload of aftermarket soundbanks for a few of my synths and will be jamming on them this weekend.

I got a little drunk last night and watched "24" with Mrs. Hall. I'm going to the gym in an hour to do some cardio, then taking my kids to a nursery to buy some plants for the back yard, then they go to an art class, then I mow the lawn.

Then I drink more mojitos.

:)

What's your plan for the weekend, Ace? Are you doing well? What's the new job like? You didn't become a photographer for a animal porn company, did you?

Same old shit really here with me. I don't post here alot anymore either - mainly due to people hurting my feelings. :)

Been playing GTA on the Xbox when I can.
Doing music when I can.
Having fun with the kids when I can.
And working too damn much.

Devastation Dave says welcome back!

HC, don't lie to us, "working" does not mean drinking Kirin Ichiban at the local Bukkake bar.

How's your band's studio session? Is the record done yet?

Lorenzo. I was thinking about you. How are you sweetheart?

Sorry to change the subject, but did Steve say he's been WORKING too much?

just started to record the guitar two days ago... so in this month I should finish to record the guitar and will start to record myself... then in the last I'll have to record the percussion too. The mixing will be terrible so I thing the album won't be released untill september :-(
Happy to see you all and ehm ehrr... Alex I still have to send you the money for the forum eh eh eh!

I don't know, you'll have to ask everyone else! ;)

Good to hear from you Lorenzo, how's the light and magic coming along on those cruise ships? Sounded like good fun.

Been busy doing a bit of website design recently. Had to give myself a crash course in CSS as my HTML skills were proper old skool.

After also paying off a few debts I've now officially started saving for the Virus TI mk2.

£10.34p so far.

I've got to build a website this summer for my business. Going to use Dreamweaver and some training video. I've never done it before and I'd like to put things like interactive quiz things in there as a marketing bollocks. I've had a quick scan through it and it seems reasonable enough, but I fucking hate learning new software.

Sorry, getting off thread there.

Timo. If I may be brutally frank, your avatar would suggest that you too are an "ugly cunt."

I used DreamWeaver 4 on a class project in my senior year of undergraduate studies (Management Information Systems). I built a website (with frames) that was usable and visually appealing in about 4 days, and it blew away the work of the folks in my class using FrontPage at the time. You'll be OK, just get your hands dirty and run with it.

;)

umm.. Actually Alex.. I was hoping you might do it all for me.. You're such a nerd god as well as "the ugliest cunt" on TOUAVF

xx

Sure, I'll make you a site. Your face will be smattered with flying pieces of poo in an animate GIF at the top left of every page, and you credit card number and PIN number will be e-mailed to anyonewho logs on to the site. How's that you ignorant cretin? Do you want it up tomorrow? You'll need a domain name, of course. How about www.OVMisAfuckingIDIOT.com?

;)

Smooches,

-Alex

Well, if you're going be like that, just forget it.

I am worried for anyone that actually knows what 'Bukkake' is Alex. You must be one sick puppy! :)

I'm fine thanks for asking.

Not sure if anyone did actually ask there Ledge, but I will be the first! :)

How are you Ledge?

No shit, HC!

Ledge has returned!

How's the new job? Been keeping you busy, eh?

BTW, HC, if YOU know what Bukkake is then you are JUST as sick as me. Muhahaaa! I learned of Bukkake from a friend of mine in Orlando who was a massive Internet slacker. He came across that shit one day and showed us all and the town was in laughter for the rest of the day.

Now where the fuck did Lorenzo go? He started this huge "How are you thread" and then disappeared. What a CUNT.

I just lurk and laugh!

Pardon me, Lorenzo, you're a Lurking-Laughing-Cunt, not just a regular Cunt.

;)

Now that's just plain insulting to put a smiley.

You're right. Maybe we should have a middle finger emoticon added to the list of choices?

But I live in the land of cum covered women, you don't!

I'm starting to take offence by this thread, who the f/*&% started it!?

Damn it you're right, Lorenzo. I don't know who started it, but they have got to be a total bastard. My guess is that they are a Brit living in Finland, or maybe even an Italian fella'...

;)

OK HC, somehow I guess you have a point, a very strang, sick, and demented one, but a point nonetheless. I'm going to go have a few drinks and try and think of a come back for that one...

Don't look at me. It was him.

Yay. Piccy of me. Had a camera last weekend:

It's nearly mid-summer, OVM. Time to put away the Christmas decorations.

Why bother? They should be put up again anyway in few months.

Not my fekking place. Those books weren't even read and the candles weren't used. Bloody woman who was a yoga practitioner who made a big show of not taking sugar in her coffee. Fuck me, I was glad to get back to Vantaa.

Old Vantaa Man, don't know who's that girl in the picture but she's really nice, you should post it on www.selfshotbabes.com

Lorenzo. That's me! I agree I'm pretty sexy though.

Are you playing the guitar on your record, btw?

no, I just record it for my guitarist (I'm recording the whole album by myself), I can't play a single note with the guitar... ok, maybe a single note...
I just started to study another instrument though, just bought me a second handed accordion eh eh eh!
Regards, Lorenzo

Mate. PM me if you need a plank spanker.

Lorenzo, please, pics of your accordion.

here it is

You sexy bitch. Brilliant mate.

Edit: What make is it? How old?

it's a Frontalini (an old italian brand) and I think it is older than me for sure...

Just like the OP of this thread...up against a wall and shot at ;)

Stupid c***, there I can't even bring myself to say the word even though I'm allowed, how English stuck up fart is that?! don't answer I already worked it out :p molto bene!