Women
 

Are emotional terrorists.

Discuss

Yes, but they have many endearing qualities, like boobies, special private parts, pretty eyes, plush lips, great legs, and an amazing propensity to deplete your wallet and hold an amazing unpredictable power to attempt control your life in the name of "love."

:)

God, I love'em!

Alex, couldn't have said it any better.

So to summarize ---
women drive me f*kin nuts . . . but I love them.

Word, word, word! :)

Can´t live with them, can´t live without them. Even worse; you certainly can´t have kids without them...

And, most importantly Onkel Dunkel, they do not have user-importable-boyfriend satisfaction tables with mammary filter envelopes.

:)

One is taking me on a roller coaster ride at the moment, and it is killing me. I don't think men are equipped to deal with this emotional shit, if there's one thing in this world that can bring me to my knees, it's a girl fucking with my heart.

OK, Jase, how's she fucking with your heart? Details please.

If she's a tease then that's one game plan.

If she's got other guy's after her and she's trying to get you to play "Let's you and him fight over me..." then she's a cunth and that entails an entirely different gameplan altogether.

What is your objective? Have you boffed he yet? Do you love the girl or do you just want to bang her? Does she have a sister?

;)

Shit Jase, I always thought you were a gay boy!

At any rate, nice to see you over to the dark side.

Some may call them hairy schitznel, but I like to call them corn beef curtains. They are an obsession for many a man - warm wet little wedges of meat, with such a cute little hood.

Good luck, and don't let it play with your mind too much. Think too much and it'll go soft!

Whatever you do jasedee, dont turn out like my friend. Dont allow yourself to get used like some emotive ragdoll over some trick. There is no soloution in reasoning with an emotional vampire, except eliminating it.

-jay

Awesome responses from Jayson27 and HC!

Absolutely true material:

Cool Chick = Great, go for it and see what happens.

Emotional-Vampire-Trick-Beeyatch = RUN LIKE HELL!

I have a better advice: DROWN HER!

well, not knowing exactly what she did, my recommendation is that you be assertive and respectful, but not to roll over and act like a wimp.

and if she cheated on you, then Juho's advise sounds good ;)

Bwaaaahhh!!! Who needs the details with advice like that!

Reminds me of...

.... http://youtube.com/watch?v=cm2zntIWGas

muahaahaha

you know what. scratch what I wrote. this is definitely the way to go! :)

Epic failure

That whole clip is terrible! Damn! <shock!>

on valentine's day no less. muhahahaha.

I'm defo with Juho on this.