I met a nice girl last night
 

Am I the only fool who starts threads on this board?

Anyway. I met this pretty girl last night. She was small and blonde and laughed at all my jokes. When we got back to my place I noticed she had vaguely yellow marks under her eyes. She told me her husband was a pilot for Finnair and he smacked her around. But then she told me her nose was broken, and her SON had done it.

Fuck me, I was ready to go and beat the shit out of them both, but she started crying and went home in a taxi. She's left a really expensive pullover here.

It's snowing here today.

Snowing indeed. I just changed tires to my car.

Domestic abusers are pitiful filth. In my population control program all the unwanted people are obliterated which would include all kinds of violent retards.

I hope she has reported police about the domestic abuse. It's sad that majority of the cases are never reported due fear or siply because of silly gullibility. "I won't do it again, honey" - yes, right.

man seb, that's pretty intense.

yesterday I read an article on local newspaper here. A guy was knocked down by a car and died. Me and my girlfriend were on a little vacation in the mountains near where it happened... and when we talked about the poor guy in a pub, the waiter came close to us and sayed: "I knew that guy" - "oh, we are sorry madam..." "NO he usually beat up his mother and use to send her to the hospital, so don't be sad for him"...
whops... what a sad story...
regards, Lorenzo

One of the lowest kinds of people who hit there partners, I must point out its just as bad when a woman hits a man who wont hit her back

Am I the only one here who does not feel sorry for this little bitch!?

She goes home with a strange pom, tellls him a sob story, but has fuck all guts to stick up for herself. If her own kid hits her around, and he's not defected mentaly, then she is the one to blame.

Another sign that human beings need to be culled. Enjoy Matsa.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, she's already been told twice!

ahahahahahaha

sod all that crap, did you nail it or what?!?

Regrettably, no nailing occurred during this less than fortuitous evening, mi-lord.

I think I just wet my pants...

If the bitch isn't putting out it's no wonder she got the bash.

Jasaedee and Ledge, you guys are fucking harsh!
I was tame compared to you both. :)

On a side note:

Q: What's the worst thing about fucking a 16 year old?
A: The stain on the front of your trousers

Q: What's the best thing about fucking a 16 year old?
A: Hearing her pelvis snap

Disclaimer: In no way do I condone the act of adults having sex with children... but Steve & Alex love that shit

Sick bastard! Hearing her pelvis snap? I'm finished with 16 year olds.

I always wondered what that noise was!

so OVM, did you ever end up seeing her again?

Not yet. I'm off to the bar now.

Good luck with the chase Matsa, and good luck getting it up at your age as well. :)

Why, thank you Steve. I left my erection in a hotel in Majorca around 1998. I think it was there, cos I ain't seen it since.