Need an EXPLOSION wav please quickly
 

Can anyone please please send me one or a link sharpish.

Many thanks xx

Check your Gmail...


...you fucking twat.

:)

I said explosion. Not fart.

Ahahah Lol!

Ungratefull twat

Yes, I suppose I am..

Alright GND? I see your spelling's still naff.

The English Professor hath returned...

ahhhhhhhhhhhhh whats an L between friends ;-)

Lol! Good one alex!

Still in need of those .wav-files? I thinkz me gotz zumz on ze compjutor

Thanks Sebastian. In addition to Alex's effort, a kind gentleman named Göran from Denmark (I believe) sent me a whole war-load.

I just finished doing the music for some girl who's entering some Miss Somebody contest. She wanted to finish her ass-wiggling catwalk strut with a bang, if you'll excuse the expression.

She's off to some competition in Africa today. That's what Africa needs. Beauty pageants. Hope she wins anyway, cos I'm on a pay bonus..

Na, they need a fat person pageant, as they make better eating.
Yeah I know it was pretty rough before any of you fuckers say anything.

Then it must be Onkel Dunkle!
:-p

Matt,

Your avatar is killing me! It looks like a nude pic of the Quaker Oats man!!!




You sick bastard!!!!

Haha! Yes it does! The Quaker Oats man. Nice one!

Well, here's some useless information, the Finns are massive porridge eaters. There are about 5 different kinds - meaning oats, not manufacturers. I can't handle it myself these days or anything else with milk.

So. Have a nice day.

Nah, my real name is Jakob. Anyway i think that a guy named "Göran" is from Norway. In Denmark he would probebly spell "Jørgen"...

OK, it was me :-)

Thanks once again Guzzy! Hope you're not insulted at being called Danish.

Could I please also have access to these explosion sounds, seeing as the one I have sounds like a fart???

:)

Regards,

-Alex

Sorry mate. They've dissolved into the ether. Site's no longer up. You'll have to ask Guzzy nicely.

But your explosion was lovely too, don't panic!

I know i would be if i wasn´t danish ;)

Danish people er ok, but I don't know what they are saying
(To Onkel dunkel: Anna Phil på Tv2 er en bra serie, men fikk ikke med meg den siste sessongen)

Hey, Jakob. Hamlet was Danish. What did he do? Made his girlfriend kill herself.

Hmm. Norwegians.. Well, I have absolutely nothing but respect for them even though I like Manchester City and Ole Gunnar can kiss my arse. Can you buy whale meat in supermarkets in Norway? I once met a Norwegian who told me that in his small town they actually had a big meeting in the 60's to decide whether or not it was right to sell pineapples at the local store cos of imports and impact on local people. They actually decided "No". He was from some place near Bergen - the wettest place on the planet.

I love Denmark too.
xx

Think Play station - blow shit up...

Oh - and record it while your at it ;)

So simple. So effective. Damn.

I love norwegians too. The only 2 things i hate about Norway is their fucked up prices and that many people are VERY relegious (and yes, you can buy whale meat in norwegian supermarkets). Other then that i have only good experiences with norwegians. Really nice people and the nature is fantastic...

I also love Denmark but i do get embaresed about the way we treat refugees and guest workers and i still don´t love our involvement in afganistan and iraq... But of course there is many great things about Danmark (windmills for example)...

To Guzzy: Anna Phil???!!! You have to be kidding. That series is a joke in Denmark. I even think they once considered stopping it...

To Dunkel: Well, I liked the first season of Anna Phil:-)

(Sadly I can read that they kills from 200 to 1000 wales pr year :-( )

Wales. They talk funny there.

They do indeed speak funny. I spent too much of my childhood in a freezing damp caravan parked near this place. We weren't even gypsies - I was supposed to be grateful too.

St.Mart's Churchs in the Hollow of the White Hazel Near to the Rapid Whirlpool of Llantysilig of The Red Cave? Now that sounds religiously exciting - And catchy too!

Why Christians and other weasels don't name their churches like that! It sounds like it's from some sort of B class fantasy novel. "The Holy Auphoric Cavernic Church of St CROM in the Dusk of Llystrian Marshes of the North!"... Hey, now it sounds like a black metal song title!

That's already a song on Iron Maiden's 3rd album, Juho.

Did you ever see "Leg of Time" by Bill Bailey:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sc79m1X-mXU