Forum Wars
 

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A long time ago, in a server far, far away...

It is a period of civil war. Infekted rebel spaceships, striking from a hidden
base, have won their first victory against the evil Galactic Virusti.com.
During the battle, Rebel spies managed to steal secret plans to the Virusti.com's ultimate weapon, the Death TI, an armored space synthesizer with enough supersawpower to destroy an entire planet.

Pursued by the Virusti.com's sinister agents, Princess Leia races home aboard her starship, custodian of the stolen plans
that can save her people and restore freedom to the galaxy....

Presenting;

Drammy as: Luke Skywalker




jasedee as: C3P0




Doc Jones as: R2D2




ledge as: Obi-Wan Kenobi




3o3 as: Han Solo




AlexHall as: Chewbacca




Juho L as: Lando Calrissian



Hollowcell as: Princess Leia



Merlot as: Admiral Ackbar




Matsa as: Yoda




Timo as: Ewok




Now let's see what we are facing in this war:

Rami as: The Emperor




Blay as: Darth Vader




Misc Virusti.comusers as: Stormtroopers

:lol:
simply GREAT!

Are you referring that I'm a smuggler?

Indeed, and has a great taste in hats!

Damn HC, I always liked that outfit on you.

How about a little one on one time with the 'D2ster ?

Hah! Awesome Sebastian!

I'm changing my avatar now.

Ron Burgundy is dead; Chewbacca lives!

To the .

We got a job to do!

What the fuck does Yoda do? Is he good or bad? I've never seen Star Wars..
:oops:

OK, crash course in Yoda for you Matt.

You're not too far off really.

Yoda is wise (and old) and often guides Luke Skywalker (the young, Jedi Knight, protagonist of the movies) much like a kung-fu sensei would his pupil. He is a bit of a smart ass.

His speech is in English but a bit confounded, such as:

[i]"Seek the dark side of the force did young Anakin."[/]

Yoda is bad-ass with a light-sabre (laser sword) and bounces off walls doing flips while kicking the shit out of people. He also is a very powerful Jedi Master and has strong telekinetic abilities, enabling him to tear the clothes off of young, gorgeous women at night clubs...I mean...throw objects at his enemies while fighting.

You must see these films Matt!

Yep, that pretty much sums up Yoda.. However I just pictured Yoda as matsa because of his looks!

Classic post but why do I have to be the guy fancies his sister?

Blank's brother as: Jabba the Hut




Blank as: Salacious Crumb

(this outta make Blank get back here)

Drammy: Arsch, You'd just fancied your sister when you didn't know that it was your sister..

Everythings great!

How do YOU feel?

I use the force to feel :wink:

great stuff, though I'm not sure I like the fact that I'm destined to die at the hands of blay :(

Not quite Obi-Ledge!!!

This is the UAV's twist of Star Wars, an interpretation from a parallel, but also massively dissimilar universe.

You can put the dark one in a figure four leglock and chop him to bits with a paring knife, one limb at a time if you wanna.

Let's not be bound by the imperfections of the tales of Mr. Lucas! :wink:

Buahaha, awesome thread.

Don't mess with the killer ew0k! I'll bite ur anklez.

I need a shave.

Bwuahuahuahuahua.. Classic avatar guys!

Need more new ForumWars-Avatars..

ledge: with a "lasersword" like that, it's no wonder you found that "security hole"..

Jesus! Fekkin C3PO.... I got jacked just cos Im not around...

Although, one of my fave hobbies is spontaneously busting out with the robot dance moves in the streets...

Well at least I have a great body!
*feels up one's self

jase: Aye, I do imagine you abit like an robot acctually. You just seem to have that "robotic glow" of some sort.

HC: *fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap*

I must say, I am fuckin gorgeous!

Hey there cutie, what's your number?

Are you going to be spending time in space dock any time soon?

:lol: :lol:

The absolute best part of this thread is that everyone seems to change their avatars!

merlot: You're indeed one hot hot fish(?)

Hey what about me!?

Holy mother of Jedi's! HC is one hot MILF!

You might be a cutie HC, but at this point in the film you're not available because Jabba the Hut has you chained to him right now.

It's not clear if he will give you the super hump, stuff you up his arse, or eat you! You had better hope that your incestuously inclined Jedi of a brother comes to save you soon! :shock: :lol:

He was teaching me everything I needed to know before Han came along - brotherly love is all it was. :D

BWAH! Keep it in the family, eh?

I guess a linear family tree is in the future of the Jedis...

Incest is the best, no protest!