The next ORIGINAL UAVF Moderator?
 

After the trecherous rein of "the one we shall not name" :D we need to find someone who is willing and dedicated to serving our little forum.

So now the time has come to vote for a new moderator!

*If I have missed anyone out, please let me know (or the admin or mods can edit and add).

Glad you spotted the new title bar name.

It should filter through to Google given time...

Matsa got my vote. Things would turn pretty interesting here, pretty quick!!! :lol:

yep, same here. man can that 'Ol bastard rant! :mrgreen:

Hey, Merlot should have been added to that poll as well! Completely forgot about you. I'm sure your Army background would come in handy with such a position. :wink:

I just tried to edit to include Merl's name, but it seems I can only edit the text and not the poll. Can one of the mods/admins do that for us?

eh eh eh I'm quite new to the forum and I have to say that all the candidate seems to me perfect for the role, but since I know a little bit more Timo (as a korgforums member), my vote goes to him.
Regards, Lorenzo
P.s. he didn't corrupt me :wink:

If Merlot would be given this much (and I might add great power) he would take on the world. Thus giving us an excellent mod!

Matsa: Would probably still be the same but if anyone would disagree with him they would be tracked down with their IPs and fed with loads of bratwurst and gotta sing old folk songs from the glorious land of British men!

Alex: My vote went for this guy, I mean.. Sylvester, Arnold, Chuck and Steven.. They are puny humans compared to Alex. Alex is one mean bastard with the right to flex his muscles whenever needed to scare of invaders and foes alike. Step forward!

I'm flattered gentlemen.
<takes deep bow and gets teary-eyed humbly waving to the galleries>

I'd like to thank my adoring 2 fans, wherever you are.

I voted Alex.

Cos I owe him money.









don't really owe him money. He's just so fucking hunky..

Nice!!!

What a nice surprise to be considered in this poll.

A job as a mod?

I'd love to do it. I'll pack on 10 more pounds of muscle and buy a gimp mask if I have to.

I'll even take ranting lessons from Matsa.

I've taken semi-naked pictures of my wife "wearing" my Virus KC for this forum; there is no greater love. :mrgreen:

Although all in the poll are worthy and capable, I vote for me.

:wink:

Regards,

-Alex

uops I forgot them! I should change my vote! :wink: :P

I earnt my place to be an mod here when I posted my ass-pictures!

Yes Sebastian, nudity is the highest form of human (and simian) expression.

Weren't your ass pictures a little deceptive as they were at the tail end of a series of pics of Ausa (scantily clad!) and your gear; wasn't your arse (and a stray testicle?) hanging out of Ausa's lingerie? :shock:

I am still recovering from that! :lol:

That's all I needed to hear.
I'm sold!

No, I can't say that my pictures were deceptive.. I still think me ol' bum looks great!

Abit of ball-action is never wrong either, as long as it's your own balls!

Ah, I gotta read that thread again..

Don't make me a mod ever. I'd go poer mad and end up banning everyone :)

Damn. That sounds good.

Can we start this all again and have a few words from the candidates before we vote?

matsa: that acctually sounds like an brilliant idea - the candidates has to come up with their own strategy to win our confidence in them.

Their own little "I wanna be a mod on the Infekted-board"-election!

Pictures, great post has to be found.. And try to dig up old dirty posts made by your opponents to win our trust that you'd make a better job than the other apparently dirty bastard!

I for one would never dig the dirt on my opponents. Unless it was absolutely in the interests of the forum. And anyway, whose business is it if Alex blows donkeys?

It's always in the absolute intrest to read dirt about upcoming mod(s).

Now this is the sort of election I was after!!

I have not voted yet, so if you want me to vote for you, you should start turning on the dinners and candy!

Dear Brothers and Sisters of the UAV,

It would be my great honor to serve this virtual community of blasphemers as a moderator. Photos of my own misconduct? Do I hear calls to unearth my PAST dirt? Let me assure you that there is no need to dig far. I am a true believer in being an open book. So, please take a moment to enjoy the following images from my post participation on this great forum:

Let's not forget who "dropped the bomb" in the poo thread last year - yours truly.


Who cares so much about truth that he immediately pointed out the homo-curious tendencies of the Australian rugby team? - me again:


What type of IQ should have a moderator of the UAV posess?


I spend much of each weekend selflessly answering posts on this forum because I know that waiting for a response is like digging out one's wisdom teeth with a spoon:


Does anyone here appreciate the social value of a "big huge" like I do?


If so, I'm your top pick for mod!

The people need a strong moderator, one who won't take any shite from a disrespectful spammer or a wanna-be troll from the TI forum. This forum needs for its next moderator to be a:


And please don't believe Mr. Matsa, I do not blow donkeys, I just woke up one day and found this little fella' in my can:


What will I spend the people's money on?

TICKETS TO AMSTERDAM BABY, YEEEAHHH!!!!

Do I promise to uphold the virtues of a civilized web-diplomat while moderating this board?

NO WAY IN HELL!!!

What will happen if you don't vote for me?

I will hunt you down baby, I will lock onto to your IP address, and it's OVER!!!

So have a heart, do the right thing, vote for me, and remember, don't get mired in my past dirt...look forward to my future dirt!!!!

Regards,

Well it's looking like it's going to be a close race and things really are heating up for this election. Many fertile men fighting bodily discharge and all for the position!

I very much like the "don't get mired in my past dirt...look forward to my future dirt" slogan. Nice job Alex! Something that the whole family can abide by.

Mmm, so far it's looking good for the poo-master himself, but what about the other candidates?

Remember "poo" is not a four letter word and pictures of your own WILL help your chances! :D

Good luck to all in the running. And remember if there are any last minute candidates they can be added by contacting admin.

I'd like to thank my learned colleague and opponent in this election for his insightful comments and pictures above.

If it's in the interests of a unified board, I'll be quite happy to step down and let the right honourable member from Florida take the position.

But fellow OTters, please just ask yourselves this:

DOES ALEX HALL REALLY HAVE THE SHOE-SIZE FOR THE JOB?

What I wanna know from both you matsa and Alex. What is your stand on illegal users on this board?

Sebastian,

Illegal users of what? Software? Music? Viruses?

Please clarify the question and I will respond in full after conferring with my attorney and public relations committee.

Regards,

-Alex

Send the fekkers all back to wherever it is they just keep coming from.

There are absolutely NO JOBS to be found anywhere these days working for less than minimum wage with no health insurance and in filthy or dangerous conditons.

Alex: Illegal everything, illegal posters/software/people/aliens/food! Matsa has a really good point here.. We outta ban everything and everyone!

What is your point of view on.. apes?

I'd rather focus on the issues than talk about about my opponents.

Oh, that gotta hurt.. right Alex?

:D

Although some people do actually focus on Alex as an "issue".

So where are the rest of the candidates?

No pain here; Matsa was obviously talking about Jase!

So, my stance on illegals?

The obvious standpoint to take before one is known to an "illegal" is, in the words of the great President Bill Clinton, "Don't ask, don't tell."

Let them expose themselves without going through a pre-cursory witch hunt; then once they expose themselves...HANG THEM!!!! :twisted: this saves the peoples' valuable resources and allows for more efficient use of forum posting activities.



We could have a separate forum that allows for members of the UAV to submit torture requests to all known illegals.

Of course, as the people's moderator, I would intervene as the wish of my electorate desired.

And as far as apes are concerned, everyone knows that the best place for an ape is locked far away from the jungles they once called their homes, and allow them to live as synth testers that can perform their findings annually at each NAMM and MUSIKMESSE show. Nobody can grind a filter sweep better than a massive ape.



Next question please...

Alex slams another one in! His stance on apes are great!

Next question; If a sausage has a passed expire date, is it still edible?

Of course it fucking is. Just make sure you're not the one who gets it though.

OK - whoever can answer the problem I am working on at work will get my (second) vote - my first vote went to Timo for donating the forum domain.

I have 18 unprocessed records in my vfaudact table, however in my VisualExchange Console I only see 2, but when I mark these 2 as processed I am left with the other 16. When marked as unprocessed again the 16 vanish and again I am left with just 2 - why?


Drammy

Yes, I think I can field this one Drammy.

Are you mixing your Managed Default and Custom Folders there? Check your Organization Configuration Node.

Of course you have to be logged in as Exchange Server Administrator.

If that doesn't work, try rubbing Coleman's mustard on yer arse.

And have a cigar.

I've tried what you said and me arse is killing me!

Perhaps I should have used wholegrain...

My stance.

Illegals: I'd ban them.

Apes: I'd ban them.

You need to ban them. All of them.

Timo gets my vote, he seems cool. (not to say the other contenders arent)
Would have been jaseedee but I get the feeling that he wouldn't take the role on.

Mmm, some valid points brought up by the candidates in the running.

Mustard on/up the arse shows a sense of adventure that very few moderators are willing to take.

I am waiting till the last days to cast my vote. Will be a close one I'm guessing.