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Juho L 30.09.2006 12:41 PM

The internet needs more websites like this one
 
I don't mean this forum, I mean Cats That Look Like Hitler website.

Edit: My favourite Kitler.

jasedee 01.10.2006 12:37 AM

bwwwaaaahahahahahahha!!!!!


Hollowcell 01.10.2006 12:41 AM

Classic!

XLR8A 01.10.2006 02:11 PM

Re: The internet needs more websites like this one
 
LOL :lol:
This is my favorite:
http://83.136.68.93/cgi-bin/seigboardbest.pl?199:1


Btw,
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Originally Posted by Juho L
Ok. I think this is enough.



:roll: :shock: :D

Juho L 04.10.2006 07:00 AM

Hey. Let's not mix dictator kittens with pointless political argument.

"Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who" - The King of the Swamp Castle

3o3 04.10.2006 11:10 AM

I've shaved me balls so it looks like HC kissing Alex.

Juho L 04.10.2006 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by 3o3
I've shaved me balls so it looks like HC kissing Alex.

I recommend that you don't shave your balls anymore.

XLR8A 04.10.2006 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juho L
Hey. Let's not mix dictator kittens with pointless political argument.

"Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who" - The King of the Swamp Castle

Hey. Let's not mix freedom of speech on the "offtopic" part of the forum with
mod's ability to shut people up because mod's personal racial/political beliefs.

"Don't raise your voice, improve your argument" - XLR8A The Dub Plate Selekta'.

Hollowcell 05.10.2006 02:27 AM

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Originally Posted by 3o3
I've shaved me balls so it looks like HC kissing Alex.

I've always been worried about shaving my balls because of the creases. Do you stretch the sack so that is has no wrinkles before hand?

XLR8A 05.10.2006 02:51 AM

iStretch

3o3 05.10.2006 08:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hollowcell
Quote:

Originally Posted by 3o3
I've shaved me balls so it looks like HC kissing Alex.

I've always been worried about shaving my balls because of the creases. Do you stretch the sack so that is has no wrinkles before hand?

Shave like a 3o3-star;

1. Hot water.. Loads of hot water, not necessarily hotter that you burn yourself but whatever satisfies your need for pleasure I guess. Your sack has to be really "loose".
2. Schampoo (yes, it's better than shavingcream!).
3. New blades for you shaver.
4. Stretch the old sack!
5. Begin the task of shaving your nuts. Take it slow, it's alot better than be stressed out and loose a ball.

Hollowcell 05.10.2006 09:14 AM

Mmmm, it's the taking it slow part that I have missed before!
Band-aids don't stick well round that area unfortunately.

Juho L 05.10.2006 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by XLR8A
Hey. Let's not mix freedom of speech on the "offtopic" part of the forum with
mod's ability to shut people up because mod's personal racial/political beliefs.

Hoho. There's nothing political or grand prixial. I closed it before someone started to cry and swear to never play with the rest of us kids. The thread started to contain useless political arguing and it would have eventually go to the point that every political conflict fight thread goes: Personal insulting and drama queen leaves. It was only a matter of time and I decided to close the thread before it really got out of hand.

I noticed that there were only one or two people in addition to you on the argument so it would have been easy to carry on the conversation via PM's - if it was felt neccessary. So the King of the Swamp Castle was right, but in addition I'd say you can bicker and argue over who killed who on PM's.

Juho L 05.10.2006 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Hollowcell
Mmmm, it's the taking it slow part that I have missed before!
Band-aids don't stick well round that area unfortunately.

As we know how the human population just keeps growing and growing, it wouldn't be a bad thing at all to mutilate your balls. If you happen to slice a one third off from your balls, just repeat "It's good for the earth" in your mind few times and the pain should go away.

XLR8A 05.10.2006 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Juho L
The thread started to contain useless political arguing and it would have eventually go to the point that every political conflict fight thread goes: Personal insulting and drama queen leaves. It was only a matter of time and I decided to close the thread before it really got out of hand.

Actually, i've had better expectations from the members of this forum, but if you are
saying that personal insults are unavoidable in here... That's a sad thing to hear, really.

Btw, i've noticed that 99% of all girls that i know prefer it shaved, porno star stylee.



He seems like, err, not quite happy shaved like that... But it wasn't his choice. :wink:

Juho L 06.10.2006 08:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XLR8A
Actually, i've had better expectations from the members of this forum, but if you are
saying that personal insults are unavoidable in here... That's a sad thing to hear, really.

This board is famous on dramatic left offs. When you've seen dozens of fight threads that end up someone leaving the sandbox in tears you start to have a pretty accurate hunch when it's time to blow the whistle.

As I said, if someone of you feels that the 'discussion' was fruitful feel free to use PM's or even start a new thread - But remember that even the subject is delicate and bring up outbursts of feelings the discussion must stay tidy. And only one thread per subject, please. Or maybe I'll just open up the old thread and see where the bickering leads to.

http://www.infekted.org/viewtopic.php?t=5827

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Btw, i've noticed that 99% of all girls that i know prefer it shaved, porno star stylee.



He seems like, err, not quite happy shaved like that... But it wasn't his choice. :wink:
That's not completely shaved. The job is unfinished. Check out the sphynx. It's naturally hairless frombirth to death. No waxing needed there.

Hollowcell 06.10.2006 11:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juho L
When you've seen dozens of fight threads that end up someone leaving the sandbox in tears you start to have a pretty accurate hunch when it's time to blow the whistle.

I think you meant to say "when you've been the cause of dozens of fight threads as I have, you have a pretty accurate hunch when the kick the fucker when they're down to make them leave!".

:D

XLR8A 07.10.2006 01:58 AM

I wouldn't make an emo kid cry cuz i'm not a violent person, even on the internets.
LOL! Yeah that's right, internet is a serious shit ladies and gentlemen, fucking internet.

jasedee 07.10.2006 10:22 AM

Lets put the claws away girls....

Or on second thoughts,

FIGHT-FIGHT-FIGHT-FIGHT-FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!

;)

Juho L 07.10.2006 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jasedee
Lets put the claws away girls....

Or on second thoughts,

FIGHT-FIGHT-FIGHT-FIGHT-FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!

;)

Cat fight! CSSSHHHH!

Juho L 07.10.2006 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Hollowcell
I think you meant to say "when you've been the cause of dozens of fight threads as I have, you have a pretty accurate hunch when the kick the fucker when they're down to make them leave!".

Hey, I've only caused three leaves and in all of the cases I didn't even attack anyone. I just wrote complex postings. I'm like Gauss of forum posting.

Hollowcell 07.10.2006 11:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Juho L
Hey, I've only caused three leaves and in all of the cases I didn't even attack anyone. I just wrote complex postings. I'm like Gauss of forum posting.

Hold on! I can read the comlexity of this post Juho and I don't like it bastard!

Let me spell this out for people who can't understand the complexity of that which is Juho.

"I've only caused three leaves" - This really means that Juho has grown 3 of the famous datura plants, which he uses for poisoning small jewish children.

"I'm like Gauss of forum posting" - This can be taken many ways, but the most obvious one is that Juho is highlighting his adiction of self-surgery. How is that circumcision healing?

Sick!!![/u][/i]

Juho L 08.10.2006 01:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Hollowcell
Hold on! I can read the comlexity of this post Juho and I don't like it bastard!

Comlexity? Is it like dyslexity,except insted of writing and reading it's all about communication in general... Hey! It makes sense! I'm a misunderstood genious, which fits perfectly for comlexia!

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Let me spell this out for people who can't understand the complexity of that which is Juho.

"I've only caused three leaves" - This really means that Juho has grown 3 of the famous datura plants, which he uses for poisoning small jewish children.
Actually I'm misunderstood again. I do poison children, but because The Party doesn't recognise any religions, we just poison all children equally. It's like mutilating your balls: Good for the planet.

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"I'm like Gauss of forum posting" - This can be taken many ways, but the most obvious one is that Juho is highlighting his adiction of self-surgery. How is that circumcision healing?
You're mixingup self-surgery with self-scourgery. I forgive this apparent spelling based error, as you are an Aussie. Although self-scourgery is sometimes fun, The Party recommends to aim the scourgery at someone or let someone do the scourgery for you.

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Sick!!!
It's all normal!


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