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namshub 11.04.2006 03:25 PM

VIRSU TI - Worst Synth Ever?
 
sure if U cunts wannna whinge, here it is, the next dimension:

THE VIRUS TI is the most unstable piece of utter crap i have ever used....

Access - U should be embarresed....

yep add and whinge all U like coz this fucking piece of shit has got to die.

access U are fucking cunts for actually putting such a piece of crap on the market and therefore endangering the common publick with me tosssing it out the wondow and killing a granny....

U SUCK!!!

namshub

Drammy 11.04.2006 04:08 PM

Wo, are you a tad dismayed at all?

samidi 11.04.2006 04:52 PM

Don't kill a granny... I'd like to buy your TI :D

Threlly 11.04.2006 06:17 PM

crap troll
do not feed the crap troll

Khazul 11.04.2006 07:37 PM

If your gonna kill it - can you at least video the process and post it here for our amusement?

namshub 11.04.2006 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Threlly
crap troll
do not feed the crap troll

excuse me?? and yours i assume actually works??

4 channels of midi (!!!!!) and the TI just shits itself.

don't defend this utter lemon.

namshub

mw7 11.04.2006 11:33 PM

Did you forget to take your medication today? :)

jasedee 12.04.2006 12:06 AM

For alot of people, the virus TI works almost as it should, the rest of the issues should be ironed out after some OS updates...

Hollowcell 12.04.2006 12:32 AM

Hey Jase,
Everytime I glance at a thread where you have posted, the pig's leg in your Avtar reminds me of a cock.
Does any one else have this problem with Jasedee's pig?

jasedee 12.04.2006 02:06 AM

Funny you say that...cos sometimes when I have a friend over, and I might jump on here to check some posts, EVERYONE stops me when they see my avatar and ask why I have a picture of a cock...

So, it's not just you HC...

Sleepwalker 12.04.2006 03:24 AM

Re: VIRSU TI - Worst Synth Ever?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by namshub
sure if U cunts wannna whinge, here it is, the next dimension:

namshub

namshub of enki?

namshub 12.04.2006 05:08 AM

sorry if i offended any one by addressing U all as cunts:o(...

yes i was on medication.

here "cunt" is a just a general term like: dood.

my sentiments towards Access remain the same.

sorry again.

namshub

mr.e 12.04.2006 10:21 AM

I would also like to know ...are you nam shub of enki?

Threlly 12.04.2006 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by namshub

here "cunt" is a just a general term like: dood.

namshub

Where is 'here' exactly ?
Is "Spunk Bubble" the same as "Mum" then ?

The girl next door 12.04.2006 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hollowcell
Hey Jase,
Everytime I glance at a thread where you have posted, the pig's leg in your Avtar reminds me of a cock.
Does any one else have this problem with Jasedee's pig?

Fuck me....What shape is your bell-end :lol:

mr.e 12.04.2006 12:13 PM

holy shit thats a pig!! hahhaaha

jasedee 12.04.2006 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The girl next door
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hollowcell
Hey Jase,
Everytime I glance at a thread where you have posted, the pig's leg in your Avtar reminds me of a cock.
Does any one else have this problem with Jasedee's pig?

Fuck me....What shape is your bell-end :lol:

Quote:

Originally Posted by mr.e
holy shit thats a pig!! hahhaaha

Bwwaaaaaahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!

You guys crack me up

:lol:

3o3 12.04.2006 02:38 PM

What the deuce. I was just browsing on the forum when my girlfriend comes into the room and says; "Why are you looking at a cock?". Damn it, change avatar Jasedee!

namshub 12.04.2006 08:55 PM

Aye, namshubofenki-brisbane-australia.

namshub

Khazul 12.04.2006 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hollowcell
Hey Jase,
Everytime I glance at a thread where you have posted, the pig's leg in your Avtar reminds me of a cock.
Does any one else have this problem with Jasedee's pig?

I just thought he had 'a thing' about pigs :lol:


Each to their own, who are we to judge etc? :)

mr.e 12.04.2006 11:48 PM

welcome namshub... big fan of yours here :wink:

Hollowcell 13.04.2006 03:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Khazul
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hollowcell
Hey Jase,
Everytime I glance at a thread where you have posted, the pig's leg in your Avtar reminds me of a cock.
Does any one else have this problem with Jasedee's pig?

I just thought he had 'a thing' about pigs :lol:

I think he does, but only if their legs are the shape of a Penis.

jasedee 13.04.2006 05:37 AM

OK you fuckers...

You asked for it, and now you get to stare at the rear end of a cow!!!! How do you like dem apples?????

Re: Now I know why namshub calls everyone a cunt: He is a Queenslander!!!! ;)

It's always hot as a cunt up there...maybe his cunty TI was too cunting hot. Must build up a cunt of a sweat in that moist, cunty humidity.

CUNT.

:lol:

namshub 13.04.2006 09:51 AM

straight up jase, ya cunt:o)....

namshub

3o3 13.04.2006 11:57 AM

Bl'a'rfgh! As we all know; Better choice for an avatar now Jase, but HC sure will miss that pigs-cock and tomorrow he'll be asking you to change back to your old avatar

Hollowcell 14.04.2006 05:47 AM

You didn't have to change it because of us Jase. At least you are still sticking with your animal obsession though. It's horrible when people loose their passion completely because of presure.

The girl next door 14.04.2006 07:57 AM

Alright Alright a little less of the Cunt,Yeah...... :lol:

technomonster 15.04.2006 05:00 PM

SOME guys actually tell me that being called a CUNT
doesnt upset them so much, because they say CUNTS are USEFUL

mnj 16.04.2006 06:44 AM

Virus T.I. is a failure

Elektrobolt 01.05.2006 01:24 AM

Re: VIRSU TI - Worst Synth Ever?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by namshub
sure if U cunts wannna whinge, here it is, the next dimension:

THE VIRUS TI is the most unstable piece of utter crap i have ever used....

Access - U should be embarresed....

yep add and whinge all U like coz this fucking piece of shit has got to die.

access U are fucking cunts for actually putting such a piece of crap on the market and therefore endangering the common publick with me tosssing it out the wondow and killing a granny....

U SUCK!!!

namshub

namshub - Worst Human Ever?

"numbskull"; You really ought to learn how to spell and construct complete sentences before you join a forum. The main purpose of a forum is to communicate with other people about a certain topic, not submit remarks which essentially describes your state of mind.

Yes I know folks, it is pointless, but I am so sick and tired of these children, or "of adult age" people that never did leave the child.

TOTAL 04.06.2006 09:09 PM

namshub, don't worry about those idiotic responses. This is something typical to this forum.

whenever someone gets p|$$ed with this faulty device, what follows is spam - first by "hooligans", then by "country idiots".

Khazul 04.06.2006 09:45 PM

Then eventually another one ressurects the f****** thread 5 weeks later....


:)

DIGITAL SCREAMS 04.06.2006 09:51 PM

Re: VIRSU TI - Worst Synth Ever?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by namshub
this fucking piece of shit has got to die

By the mid 80's people said this about the DX7. But it didnt die :lol:

DS

TOTAL 04.06.2006 11:48 PM

one more thing.

It actually is possible to use TI without serious problems.

My current workaround is:

using factory presets and modifying them on the fly (e.g. in warm-up part at the beginning of the project) with CC's, rather than sysex


midiOX or some other midi librarian if you need sysex messages (dump singles rather than the whole arrangements, though)

short-note arpeggios (long ones get outta sync)

carefulness about the output loudness of TI - make it rather too quiet than too loud - I know of three incidents of burnt equipment (my amplifier twice, plus sb at ampfea reported burning the speakers); not a word of help from Access; ppl say buy hardware limiter, buy mixer, buy dedicated synth amp; got no opinion here

not too many arps at a time

not expecting all that is written about TI - f.e. better use midi mode rather than VC

patience - if they repair the TI system it will be a very good device; if not - you still have the time to warranty-return it, because it is sold incomplete (f.e. no remote function)

PM if you need some more info

T

Anonymous 22.06.2006 12:21 PM

Definitely the worst synth ever!
I have just opened it and started to play with the DSP chips... :?
2 tracks with some unison, bang! You're out. :evil:

blay 22.06.2006 05:11 PM

Do you mean you have actually opened the unit in an attempt to mod the dsps - or did you just receive shipment of your unit?

cheers

Blay

DIGITAL SCREAMS 22.06.2006 09:44 PM

Hi Peter

Out of curiosity...are you the guy who Blay banned over on the TI foums. The Sick of Access dude?

DS

DIGITAL SCREAMS 22.06.2006 09:44 PM

I have a 6th sense that you are!

DS :lol:

blay 22.06.2006 09:48 PM

Yep I reckon you are on to it DS.

All will be revealed when we resolve registration IPs and emails.

For Pete's sake :wink:

cheers

Blay

blay 22.06.2006 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SICK OF ACCESS
It is surprising because as many of the SN2 users say, it was no problem running 8 parts tweaked to max playing together at the same time.

You can make r&b, but not EDM.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peter Crouch
You can't be very much updated on todays trance buddy, it's the most difficult music to make. The patches takes alot of time and knowledge to program. Strange that the old supernova 2 from 2000 can run 8 parts at the same time tweaked to max! And i've heard some very well tweaked patches that sounds just like a virus made on supernova 2.

Case closed.

cheers

Blay


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