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acid1 27.03.2006 06:22 AM

Grrr... Virus TI.. a story
 
Here is a funny story:

October 2004 - acid1 tries to buy a virus c
November 2004 - sweetwater tells acid1 the virus has been disconninued but a new product is being announced and he is put on the list
December 2004 - acid1 reads about the access virus ti, starts payment on it, hopes to get it soon
January 2005-October 2005 acid1 waits
October 2005- acid1 buys a roland vsynth instead
November 2005 - ti's come out, acid1 tries to ignore it


March 2006...
acid1 goes to a guitar center and sees a virus ti on a shelf. He spends 2 hours there going thru all the banks of sounds, just tweaking stuff from the preview option on the rack mount version which is attached to a guitar amp with analog 1/4inch plugs. acid1 of course falls inlove with the raw power of the ti, and starts making deep growling bass tones with hyper saws which scare everyone else out of the pro audio room. acid1 falls inlove with the ti and is now sad he didn't wait for the ti, and is too broke to buy one

:cry:

dr. orange 27.03.2006 07:08 AM

acid1 might consider selling his vsynth on ebay and buy the virus he's in love with instead

The girl next door 27.03.2006 07:46 AM

Acid1 keeps his V-Synth and doesn't go out partying on weekends and saves his money while waiting for 1.1 to come out...If Acid1 finds out that 1.1 is a floop Acid1 spends all his money he has saved on his Girlfriend who is very happy :D

aisling 27.03.2006 09:55 AM

Re: Grrr... Virus TI.. a story
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by acid1
Here is a funny story:

October 2004 - acid1 tries to buy a virus c
November 2004 - sweetwater tells acid1 the virus has been disconninued but a new product is being announced and he is put on the list
December 2004 - acid1 reads about the access virus ti, starts payment on it, hopes to get it soon
January 2005-October 2005 acid1 waits
October 2005- acid1 buys a roland vsynth instead
November 2005 - ti's come out, acid1 tries to ignore it


March 2006...
acid1 goes to a guitar center and sees a virus ti on a shelf. He spends 2 hours there going thru all the banks of sounds, just tweaking stuff from the preview option on the rack mount version which is attached to a guitar amp with analog 1/4inch plugs. acid1 of course falls inlove with the raw power of the ti, and starts making deep growling bass tones with hyper saws which scare everyone else out of the pro audio room. acid1 falls inlove with the ti and is now sad he didn't wait for the ti, and is too broke to buy one

:cry:

Acid1 takes to much acid and goes bezerk :wink:

Timo 27.03.2006 11:37 AM

Acid1 decides to retain his sanity by not buying an alpha test synth, and instead saves up and buys the real Ti when it comes out, ie. Ti2! :D

nailgun23 27.03.2006 12:51 PM

Acid1 takes too much acid and believes that he is the TI.

Cheers, Nailgun

dr. orange 27.03.2006 03:24 PM

edit_ nevermind

TOTAL 27.03.2006 04:54 PM

how does vsynth feel on acid?

aisling 27.03.2006 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by TOTAL
how does vsynth feel on acid?

can you share some of that acid with the rest of us (or at least lil old me) :idea:

acid1 28.03.2006 04:24 AM

lol acid1 laughs at the above comments, acid1 things you guys are funny

acid1 also thinks the hardware in the virus ti is just fine

Hollowcell 28.03.2006 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The girl next door
If Acid1 finds out that 1.1 is a floop Acid1 spends all his money he has saved on his Girlfriend who is very happy :D

Then Acid one realizes his girlfriend isn't the one, breaks up and contemplates selling his own arse to fund the cash for a TI. 8O :D

jasedee 28.03.2006 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Hollowcell
Quote:

Originally Posted by The girl next door
If Acid1 finds out that 1.1 is a floop Acid1 spends all his money he has saved on his Girlfriend who is very happy :D

Then Acid one realizes his girlfriend isn't the one, breaks up and contemplates selling his own arse to fund the cash for a TI. 8O :D

Mate... how come your comments always end up with some situation with poo, or butt-pounding :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ???????

Khazul 28.03.2006 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by jasedee
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hollowcell
Quote:

Originally Posted by The girl next door
If Acid1 finds out that 1.1 is a floop Acid1 spends all his money he has saved on his Girlfriend who is very happy :D

Then Acid one realizes his girlfriend isn't the one, breaks up and contemplates selling his own arse to fund the cash for a TI. 8O :D

Mate... how come your comments always end up with some situation with poo, or butt-pounding :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ???????

Please - not tub girl again...

Hollowcell 28.03.2006 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jasedee
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hollowcell
Then Acid one realizes his girlfriend isn't the one, breaks up and contemplates selling his own arse to fund the cash for a TI. 8O :D

Mate... how come your comments always end up with some situation with poo, or butt-pounding :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ???????

I blame the Ausi school system! So does my father I think. :D

TOTAL 28.03.2006 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by aisling
Quote:

Originally Posted by TOTAL
how does vsynth feel on acid?

can you share some of that acid with the rest of us (or at least lil old me) :idea:

and where are you at?

BTW haven't been using for a long time. Last time I tried to "test" Roland MC-909 and it (909) was dissappointing while otherwise it (909) was fine.

Looks like I now prefer without (acid).

aisling 28.03.2006 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TOTAL
Quote:

Originally Posted by aisling
Quote:

Originally Posted by TOTAL
how does vsynth feel on acid?

can you share some of that acid with the rest of us (or at least lil old me) :idea:

and where are you at?

BTW haven't been using for a long time. Last time I tried to "test" Roland MC-909 and it (909) was dissappointing while otherwise it (909) was fine.

Looks like I now prefer without (acid).

:lol: :lol: The only acid I get now day's is hydrochloric acid HCL from indigestion......
I am in northern CALI........close to Humbolt

aisling 28.03.2006 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nailgun23
Acid1 takes too much acid and believes that he is the TI.

Cheers, Nailgun

I don't think the acid is that good anymore, somebody correct me if i'm wrong. 8)

TOTAL 29.03.2006 12:24 AM

Yeah, I had the same impression although I must have tried stuff from a different factory (Poland).

I tried the existing mc-909 projects, listened for a while and decided it was a waste of time. So I did yoga instead.

acid1 29.03.2006 01:01 AM

you can google it, basically two fo the biggest chemists got arrested like 3 years ago who were making it for all of usa since the 70s.

now if you want it, you have to get it from the UK where there are some people now who are making very strong but very expensive stuff

aisling 29.03.2006 01:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TOTAL
Yeah, I had the same impression although I must have tried stuff from a different factory (Poland).

I tried the existing mc-909 projects, listened for a while and decided it was a waste of time. So I did yoga instead.

8) 8) 8) I am glad to hear it, yoga (as well as some static contraction excesise....weight lifting(not powder puff big bicep bodybuilding))
will take you further than any drug......having seen it from both sides.....

aisling 29.03.2006 04:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by acid1
now if you want it, you have to get it from the UK where there are some people now who are making very strong but very expensive stuff

..........

NOW THAT ACTUALLY SOUNDS LIKE FUN........
I will say this, if you ever have the opportunity to climb the empire state building in NY or the equivalent anywhere else in the word for a nice "acidic" sunset...........it makes for a nice job 8)

Khazul 29.03.2006 07:47 AM

Ive spent the night on top of one of the great pyramids in egypt (the one with a flat top) when I was a kid - that was a hell of a sun rise :)

jasedee 29.03.2006 10:10 AM

Sunset at 5000 meters in the Himalayas was pretty cool! No acid needed...

aisling 29.03.2006 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jasedee
Sunset at 5000 meters in the Himalayas was pretty cool! No acid needed...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Khazul
Ive spent the night on top of one of the great pyramids in egypt (the one with a flat top) when I was a kid - that was a hell of a sun rise :)

Yes the pyramids are cool, I used to live in the middle east.
Someday I'll get to the Himalayas..........

No acid needed for those two wonders...........

Gopal 29.03.2006 09:08 PM

But just imagine all the amazing vibes you would pick up on if you did take some in one of those places 8O

The girl next door 29.03.2006 09:08 PM

Acid1 chills out and listens to one of the best Acid records ever
http://www.thegirlnextdoor.de/Roxann...as_a_knife.mp3
................................................................................ .......................

aisling 29.03.2006 11:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The girl next door
Acid1 chills out and listens to one of the best Acid records ever
http://www.thegirlnextdoor.de/Roxann...as_a_knife.mp3
................................................................................ .......................

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: after of course having listened to aislings acid incuded tracks

TOTAL 01.04.2006 11:45 PM

Girl, this number reminds me of one of the new Prodigy songs.

Did you allow 'em to copy yar ideas?

Timo 02.04.2006 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The girl next door
Acid1 chills out and listens to one of the best Acid records ever
http://www.thegirlnextdoor.de/Roxann...as_a_knife.mp3
................................................................................ .......................

Lol, aciiid


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